Widdle Johnny Boehner
Weaks water wike a stwainer
A dwinker and a weeper
Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er)
In thrall to all tea baggers
And neo-conmen naggers
He cannot make his mind up
But must care if we wind up
Broke and too disabled
To put bread on the table
Yet seems much more concerned
He doesn’t lose his turn
At the piggy’s trough
Afraid to be pushed off
He’d see our fall commence
While he sits on the fence
Or stands behind Mark Meadows
And sticks his whiskey-red nose
Far up this cretin’s ass
Oh Johnny you’re the class
Of all these dolts and oafs
Who won’t take half a loaf
Who need to have it all
Who don’t care if we fall
And you wouldn’t call a vote
See who was in the boat
Even though you knew you should
But the tea goes down too good
Laced with lots of booze
To withstand the thumbscrews
On a man who’s bound and gagged
And thoroughly tea-bagged
What are you so afraid of?
What in hell’re you made of?
I think by now we see
Bourbon neat – and tea
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His side kick Eric Cantor, the House will work for 113 days next year. Collect a paycheck every week, but get to take 8 1/2 months of vacation, sick days or any way you want to spin it. These fucking clowns love thumbing their noses at us… go on
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agreed. thanks Don. continue…
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