THE BALLAD OF JOHN BOEHNER – AGENT ORANGE

Widdle Johnny Boehner

John Boehner – Orange is the old Flack (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)

Weaks water wike a stwainer

A dwinker and a weeper

Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er)

In thrall to all tea baggers

And neo-conmen naggers

He cannot make his mind up

But must care if we wind up

Broke and too disabled

To put bread on the table

Yet seems much more concerned

He doesn’t lose his turn

At the piggy’s trough

Afraid to be pushed off

He’d see our fall commence

While he sits on the fence

Or stands behind Mark Meadows

And sticks his whiskey-red nose

Far up this cretin’s ass

Oh Johnny you’re the class

Of all these dolts and oafs

Who won’t take half a loaf

Who need to have it all

Who don’t care if we fall

And you wouldn’t call a vote

See who was in the boat

Even though you knew you should

But the tea goes down too good

Laced with lots of booze

To withstand the thumbscrews

On a man who’s bound and gagged

And thoroughly tea-bagged

     What are you so afraid of?

     What in hell’re you made of?

    I think by now we see

    Bourbon neat – and tea

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