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THE BALLAD OF JIM DeMINT

 

Jim DeMint; this ode is for you

 

You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe

 

Gave us Rubio, now Cruz

 

You’re the slime and the ooze

 

And the stench of a foul public loo

 

 

English: United States Senator Jim DeMint at a...

English: United States Senator Jim DeMint at a rally for United States Senate candidate Rand Paul in Erlanger, Kentucky. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

You now run the Heritage foundation

 

Whose mission’s to screw up a nation

 

To you no job’s bigger

 

Than to fuck up the nigger

 

You’re a true South Caa-uh’lahna creation

 

 

For you the Civil War never ended

 

Nor exists there a fence ever mended

 

You’re the master of the dumb

 

And under your thumb

 

Are those for whom reality’s suspended

 

 

You’re the Tea Party’s Machiavelli

 

Its poisonous rank underbelly

 

From which springs these yo-yos

 

These Gohmerts and Yohos

 

These insects who crawl ‘cross the telly

 

 

Healthcare? Hey, people don’t need it

 

You’ll fight to the death to defeat it

 

As it sticks in your craw

 

That this coon made it law

 

We can see all that hatred excreted

 

 

And the look on your face is so grim

 

It’s the look of a throwback Massa Jim

 

Keep thinkin’ ow-uh nay-shun

 

Should be a plan-tay-shun

 

Keep marchin’ to that ol’ Battle Hymn

 

   

 

        When I scan each New York Time’s obituary

 

        I’m not ashamed to say I hope I’ll see

 

        “Jim DeMint found dead

 

        From a hard blow to the head”

 

        With a note that reads “enough with the tea”

 

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Discussion

12 thoughts on “THE BALLAD OF JIM DeMINT

  1. Love it!!!!

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    Posted by Michelle | November 6, 2013, 3:47 pm
  2. Fantastic, had me laughing after hearing that moronic Joe Scarborough that my husband just HAS to listen to in the morning. BTW have you ever “featured” him? Would just love to see what you do with that!

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    Posted by bluesage63 | November 4, 2013, 5:24 am
  3. Tony you do nail it down, he is a terrible stain isn’t he.

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    Posted by Valentine Logar | October 31, 2013, 5:15 pm
  4. Just one more shithead, sniffing and bowing down to the Koch Brothers…

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    Posted by A Pondering Mind | October 31, 2013, 3:35 pm
  5. Reblogged this on The ObamaCrat™.

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    Posted by Jueseppi B. | October 31, 2013, 1:09 pm

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