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Jim DeMint; this ode is for you


You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe


Gave us Rubio, now Cruz


You’re the slime and the ooze


And the stench of a foul public loo



English: United States Senator Jim DeMint at a...

English: United States Senator Jim DeMint at a rally for United States Senate candidate Rand Paul in Erlanger, Kentucky. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


You now run the Heritage foundation


Whose mission’s to screw up a nation


To you no job’s bigger


Than to fuck up the nigger


You’re a true South Caa-uh’lahna creation



For you the Civil War never ended


Nor exists there a fence ever mended


You’re the master of the dumb


And under your thumb


Are those for whom reality’s suspended



You’re the Tea Party’s Machiavelli


Its poisonous rank underbelly


From which springs these yo-yos


These Gohmerts and Yohos


These insects who crawl ‘cross the telly



Healthcare? Hey, people don’t need it


You’ll fight to the death to defeat it


As it sticks in your craw


That this coon made it law


We can see all that hatred excreted



And the look on your face is so grim


It’s the look of a throwback Massa Jim


Keep thinkin’ ow-uh nay-shun


Should be a plan-tay-shun


Keep marchin’ to that ol’ Battle Hymn




        When I scan each New York Time’s obituary


        I’m not ashamed to say I hope I’ll see


        “Jim DeMint found dead


        From a hard blow to the head”


        With a note that reads “enough with the tea”


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12 thoughts on “THE BALLAD OF JIM DeMINT

  1. Love it!!!!


    Posted by Michelle | November 6, 2013, 3:47 pm
  2. Fantastic, had me laughing after hearing that moronic Joe Scarborough that my husband just HAS to listen to in the morning. BTW have you ever “featured” him? Would just love to see what you do with that!


    Posted by bluesage63 | November 4, 2013, 5:24 am
  3. Tony you do nail it down, he is a terrible stain isn’t he.


    Posted by Valentine Logar | October 31, 2013, 5:15 pm
  4. Just one more shithead, sniffing and bowing down to the Koch Brothers…


    Posted by A Pondering Mind | October 31, 2013, 3:35 pm
  5. Reblogged this on The ObamaCrat™.


    Posted by Jueseppi B. | October 31, 2013, 1:09 pm

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