MORE MAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So, if we Tea Party folk are so all-fired terrible then how is it we have as our leader one of the biggest movie stars in the world —  or  hadn’t you heard?

“USA: Soul Country” (Photo credit: writRHET)

Does your liberal-socialist-democrat party have such a huge star leading it?

I admit that Hollywood is a nest of commie-socialist-liberal pinkos, but you can’t say that you have such a world-renowned mega-star as the voice of your party – can you? No – you can’t! I am so excited by this news that I left my teeth upstairs.

It is quite a feather in our cap I’d say…I mean we did have the great President Ronald Reagan who was also a big Hollywood star but that was a pretty long time ago…and now is now. I think with this man’s name recognition he’ll win the Presidency in a walk.

I will admit that I don’t watch to much news on the TV, or listen to news radio, or what they call talk radio, or read any newspapers. (I do like to go to the movies though.) I know what I know and that’s all I need to know. But, you can imagine how surprised I was to hear when I was lunching in Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n Runs Diner the other day that such a box-office giant was probably going to be The Republican Party candidate for President of these United States of America.

I have been voting for Republicans for some fifty-five years now and this up-coming election has me more excited than ever before. Well – not since President Reagan anyway. I was pretty much over the moon about President Nixon, another great Republican President and also President George W. Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney who, I am sure, will go down in history as two of the finest men ever to lead our great country.

But, this news takes the cake for greatness as far as I am concerned, and, I think it will insure eight years of Republican leadership in The White House. Note that it is called The White House…something I hope we the people all remember come 2016.

I know the democrat party will run that b—h Hillary Clinton who many people like. But, she hasn’t got one-tenth of the star power that Senator Tom Cruise has. I guess I must have missed it when he became a Senator but no matter. Senator Tom Cruise of Texas will be our next great Republican President I am certain.

So I urje everyone to get out and vote for this great Senator (I didn’t know he was from Texas either – oh well, maybe I should pay closer attention.)

Vote for Senator Tom Cruise…I know with his smile he will make a great President.

Oh yeah – when is the election?

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