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In Honor of the NRA Convention – The Ballad of the Real Men or: NRA-MEN Brother!

Glock 23 pistol

Glock 23 pistol (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Baby wanna feel my Glock

Shit is harder than a rock

Big ‘n black ‘n hard as steel

Come on sugar take a feel

If you want I’ll take it out

Watch me wave it all about

See I tol’ you it’s a beaut

Do you wanna see it shoot?

Come on take it in your fist

Give the end a nice wet kiss

Run your tongue along the length

Grip it tight and feel the strength

An’ it’s ready to explode

Got a fuckin’ great big load

I can “hit it” hard and fast

“Hit it” wit’ a great big blast

Love my Glock G-23

Hey –“Are you talkin’ to me?”

Babe I’d love to fuck you good

‘N If my dick worked – shit I would.




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27 thoughts on “In Honor of the NRA Convention – The Ballad of the Real Men or: NRA-MEN Brother!

  1. Love this. I’m afraid to know what the video would look like though.


    Posted by Lorre | April 18, 2012, 6:49 pm
  2. Romneys campaign song?
    Can’t wait to hear his flip flopping over the “big n black” line…


    Posted by El Guapo | April 18, 2012, 6:15 pm
  3. Woah….. Where’s the music video???

    Sad thing is, there are some sicko’s out there that actually find using a gun in this manner is very erotic. Hey, whatever floats your boat so long as both parties are into it.

    Incredible work, Tony. And I’m serious… where is the music vid?


    Posted by Michelle at Motley News | April 16, 2012, 6:06 pm
  4. Oh, yeah. I love this. What Rachael said about vehicles. They’re always a “tell.” Today I followed a guy in a truck with a silver scrotum dangling from its trailer hitch.


    Posted by lisahgolden | April 16, 2012, 2:53 am
  5. I could here the music, I started singing it out load. My husband ran into my office and asked me what the hell was wrong with me and did I need to up my dosage…….I tried to explain but he started dialing 911.


    Posted by Valentine Logar | April 15, 2012, 1:27 am
  6. Once more, I thank goodness I wasn’t consuming a beverage when I got to that last line. The smile on my face turned into involuntary guffaws. Kitty’s okay, though. She’s getting used to it now.


    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | April 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
  7. If they ever do a remake of Gunsmoke, Marshall Dillon could sing this to Miss Kitty, yes?

    loved it!!


    Posted by free penny press | April 14, 2012, 2:45 pm
  8. oh my god. It’s Friday night so I spit a cocktail on the keyboard as opposed to the usual Fresca.
    Tony this one rocks and truly could be lyrics to a song. Damn babe, this was a good one.
    -hurries off to take a cold shower-


    Posted by Rachael Black | April 14, 2012, 4:40 am

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