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WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

So…in the wake of this horrific shooting in a Pittsburgh Synagogue our beloved fearless disseminator of Evil Bullshit uses this moment to suggest the outcome in this event would have been different had people inside the Synagogue been armed. In other words; See? It’s what I’ve been saying all along; we need more guns! And … Continue reading

TWO IMPORTANT POINTS THE YOUNG PROTESTERS MUST MAKE CLEAR

I am painfully aware that among the few who will see this post there will, in all likelihood, not be any of the wonderful young people currently protesting for sane gun control in this country and I feel that two points must be brought to their attention. I am hoping that someone who reads this … Continue reading

INSIDE THE FUNDAMENTALIST MIND OF A TRUE BELIEVER… WITH A GUN

Preface: The Right-Wing’s line of crap Says we all must be well-strapped So fundamentalist fanatics All carryin’ automatics Loaded guns ‘n scripture What’s wrong with this picture? Fingers on the trigger Hatin’ on the nigger      Who had the fucking nerve To beat out Mitt and serve Whose candidates espouse Out the corner of their mouths … Continue reading

ENTIRE FAMILY GOES ON SHOOTING SPREE

An entire family of seven went on a prolonged shooting spree yesterday in a department store in Fort Wayne, Indiana. The Wilbur family of Aurora, Indiana stormed into Bob’s Department Store at eleven a.m. Saturday angered by the fact that a salesperson in the sporting goods department had “the nerve” to sell their eight-year old … Continue reading

REPUBLICANS UP IN ARMS OVER LATEST MASS SHOOTING

In the wake of the latest tragic mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon last thursday, House Republicans acted swiftly in proposing HR 264728 –B a bill that proposes to ban all belts on airplanes. Said Republican Congressman J.R. “Buddy” Mudd of Georgia interviewed on Fox News; “Our research has shown that belts is … Continue reading

In Honor of the NRA Convention – The Ballad of the Real Men or: NRA-MEN Brother!

Baby wanna feel my Glock Shit is harder than a rock Big ‘n black ‘n hard as steel Come on sugar take a feel If you want I’ll take it out Watch me wave it all about See I tol’ you it’s a beaut Do you wanna see it shoot? Come on take it in … Continue reading

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