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The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.”


When we hear joik-offs tawk

Us folks heah in Noo Yawk

Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun

Middle fingah raised up high

We say fuck-off, youse is why

“Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun


I’m sick of all your bullshit


fuck (Photo credit: shellehs)

You goobers tryin’ to pull shit

Screamin’ from your pulpit

Goin’ into full fit

Tryin’ to pull the wool shit

Ya hear enough and you’ll shit

From all you freaky people

With your hands into a steeple

Quotin’ bullshit from your prayer book

As if you really care – look…


If you gave a single damn for

The people who were jammed your

Vote would always show it

Everyone would know it

But you’re far removed from Christian

You’re spineless jellyfish in

Thrall to all your hatred

Swallowin’ the bait fed

To you by the philand’ring

Power hungry pand’ring

People who just use you

Fuck you and abuse you

Feed you lies of tissue

‘N we get fucked up with you


Denyin’ that the globe’s hot

Women bein’ probed! – what?

Our women see right through ya

Not one of ‘em would do ya

Tho’ you really wanna do them

You really wanna screw them

The vote it’s gonna cost you

And after you have lost you

Can blame it on the ladies

Who’ll see you rot in Hades

You bit too large a chunk off

They’ll cheer when you have slunk off


The women are too hip for

All your fucking shit you’re

Just a bunch of eunuchs

Who wait in loos to chew dicks

You phony “Christian” haters

Evangelical race baiters

If Jesus Christ were here you

Would call him out as queer you

Would call for his impalin’

And you would do the nailin’

Yes, if there was a Satan

All you who are hatin’

Like you and Rick Santorum

Would be the agents for ‘im


Although you bring us all down

We look at you and see clowns

Like Trump you are the “yugest”

As funny as the stooges

But they were really keen wits

You’re all merely mean shits

Fouling water and our air

Turning tricks for billionaires

Who’re comin’ for our medicare

And fuck me if I’m in a chair

New Deal plan to help the old?

Social Security? get that gold!

That money’s for the Pentagon

And wars your pals depend upon


You’re fuckin’ numb and ruthless

You’re fuckin’ scum and truthless

(‘N you’re flock is dumb and clueless)

There’s very few could do less

With more than all of you real

Schmucks who’re really surreal

You’re all just craven gangsters

All workin’ for the banksters

Paid to keep ignoring

The banksters who keep schnorring

Free from regulation

Free to rob a nation

While Wall Street gets a pass

We all take it up the ass


‘N still you’re screamin’ for more drillin’

Not carin’ that it’s killin’

The planet that contains us

The planet that sustains us

Because your oil buddies

Don’t give a shit who’s bloodied

‘Cause they’re the ones who keep you

Sittin’ in that seat you

Use to soak us all for more

You fucking fat Koch whores


I hate you with such passion

Sometimes I feel like smashin’

My fist into the TV

You’re all so fucking skeevee

I hope we get your ass kicked

So bad that it’s your last lick

So bad you’re gone forever

So bad you’re no more never

So bad you shut the fuck up

So bad they back a truck up

And throw you in and dump you

In with all the chumps you

Convinced to give you plenny

Of all that off-shore money

We laugh not ’cause you’re funny”

It’s ’cause you’re fucking dummies


And now – this cretin Trump

And Cruz this scowling chump

Who talks of “New York values”

Well lemmee tell ya pal youse

A schmuck we woun’t waste spit on

A face to take a shit on

You wouldn’t last a week here

You’re way too big a freak dear

But ‘cause you’re such big bigots

You’re Omaha’s big big hits


And the witless shittiest crocks

Spread their witless hideous pox

On that crap on the vidi-it box

 That’s fit only for idiots – Fox.



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8 thoughts on “The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

  1. Bravo Tony! Loved every word, and I couldn’t have written it the way you said it.


    Posted by A Pondering Mind | January 17, 2016, 11:28 am
  2. Wow!


    Posted by transtime | January 16, 2016, 6:57 pm
  3. Lol. I know but it is the word best describes your post. You are welcome from the bottom of my Left Coast sensibility.


    Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | January 16, 2016, 3:19 pm

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