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MAGA EMAIL

Get use too it my Barking frend. Americas gratest Presidant Donald J. Trump will be Presidant agian! Period full stop suck on that! 

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Thare can not be no grater man that me and my missus woud want to brake bread with and she makes the meanest skwirral stew that i know he woud love so much cuz he is a meat and pottatos man if ever. She onct sed that i shoudnt get upsett that she woud like to wash his unmentionabels. Well me too! So there!

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Mr Barking have you ever shott a gun? Ever eaten skwirral? Go a cuppel weeks without a shower? Up there in yore fancy apartmant with yore books and Shardonay? What do you know about anything reel? I am a reel red-blood American and I say we need the iron fist of reel leeders like Presidant Trump and Jarid and Ivankuh. And also Erick! And Mr Juliany too! These are the patriuts who will leed us to grateness beyond any grateness ever in the histery of histerys grateness. 

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So you and yore bleeding haert libarels better understand that a new order is comming down up on you. An order of THE RIGHT that will see you and yore kind and Hillary in jail whare you all belong and shoud be now alreddy. You all will neel before yore masters. Books will be burnt! Wimmen will no thare place! Religgin will be taut in all schools everywhare. And the colored will also no thare place too!

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Donald John Trump will be the oncet and fucher Presidant for now and for life Uber Alles!

Heil Trump!

                                                           VOTE! 

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26 thoughts on “MAGA EMAIL

  1. Seinfeld once said that half the countries are run by idiots. There is some truth to this. Also, if the orange skinned asshole some how wins the 2024 election, then by all means we are fucked big time.

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    Posted by A Pondering Mind | April 23, 2022, 10:02 pm
    • Half??? I think he was being very generous. And, where there is a vote, what does it say for the ones who voted these idiots in? Don, we are in grave trouble even if Herr Drumpf isn’t elected. Thanks, and stay well. continue…

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      Posted by barkinginthedark | April 24, 2022, 12:14 am
    • I am terrified that’s going to happen. I discounted him in 2016 because I didn’t think anyone in this country could be stupid enough to vote for such a buffoon. Boy, was I wrong.

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      Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 26, 2022, 12:32 pm
      • Stupid? I watch Jeopardy religiously, and because I give the recording an extra half hour I am witness to the zenith of stupidity displayed by the contestants on Wheel of Fortune, which follows it. I must confess that I sometimes laugh out loud at the display of sheer unbridled ignorance. I once saw a contestant ask for an “M” when the board read R- ?- A-P-S-O-D – ? I-N B-L-U-? You know, Gershwin’s great “Rhapsody in Blum.” Anyone who needs proof of how stupid we’ve become needs only to watch any TV quiz show – other than Jeopardy. Thanks, and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 26, 2022, 1:43 pm
      • “Rhapsody in Blum”? Eye roll . . . face palm . . . groan.

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 26, 2022, 6:55 pm
      • Yeah Liz…all of those. thanks, and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 26, 2022, 8:54 pm
  2. I shouldn’t have read this while I have dinner in the oven.

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    Posted by SusanR | April 21, 2022, 9:02 pm
  3. Pass me the skwirral stew. Or not!

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    Posted by leggypeggy | April 21, 2022, 5:26 pm
  4. I will never again make the mistake of overestimating the intelligence of my fellow citizens.

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    Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 21, 2022, 4:09 pm
    • One must never…we are sooo-rounded by dolts. See Florida and Texas which has a law stating: In Texas, marriages by proxy are perfectly legal. In other words, if you have a legitimate reason for absence – like military service – you can send someone to get married in your place. And, in Montana: if you are a performer, you’re required by law to remain on stage throughout the duration of your performance. The law states that “no entertainer or performer whether male or female shall be permitted to leave such platform or area while entertaining or performing.” in Michigan, you’d better think carefully about how you’re going to get home. According to state law, it’s illegal for a person in an “offensive state of intoxication” to “enter or be on or remain upon any railway train or interurban car as a passenger.” See: https://www.usatoday.com/list/news/nation-now/weirdest-laws-every-state/53ad0541-3518-4432-adc4-0fec193d389e/
      Thanks Liz, continue…

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      Posted by barkinginthedark | April 21, 2022, 5:49 pm
      • These leftover weird laws remind me very much of my time in higher education, when the MO was to immediately make a draconian policy and apply it to all students because one student did something stupid. (I’ll admint, I was guilty of it a time or two.) Five years down the road, new people are scratching their heads over policies that make no sense.

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 22, 2022, 9:28 am
      • And there are plenty more. We are surrounded globally by people who have been kept purposefully ignorant of what is being done to them by people whose entire reason is power and money. If I sound pessimistic it is because I am. Right-wing authoritarianism is harmlessly couched as “populism” and “nationalism.” Far too many countries are now run by cruel tyrants. “Democracy” is becoming a rarity. Orwell would be saddened to see his cautionary nightmare come to fruition. Stay well and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 22, 2022, 1:31 pm
      • Orwell’s “Politics of the English Language” is never far from my mind these days.

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 24, 2022, 10:01 am
      • Liz, it’s too bad most people will never realize how our language is being perverted in the service of controlling them. My first novel “Bedloe (A True Fable)” deals with this very subject. Thanks, and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 24, 2022, 3:04 pm
      • I learned about that perversion of language in college in freshman composition. Sheesh . . .

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 24, 2022, 9:41 pm
      • Of course, in the “land of the free and the home of the brave,” we make it difficult for kids to even go to college. Better to keep us dumb and gullible so we’ll elect scum like Drumpf. Thanks, and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 25, 2022, 1:13 pm
      • Higher education has been in transition for the last fifteen years or so–and not in a good way. The most recent trend of for-profit companies offering college courses which consist of watching 7-minute videos, memorizing answers with flashcards, and taking multiple guess exams–and the American Council on Education “laundering” them for college credit–is greatly increasing the divide between the haves and the have nots. If you have wealthy parents, you get a quality education. If you have any kind of disadvantage, a third-rate education is good enough for you. It’s a social justice issue. Don’t get me started.

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 25, 2022, 6:17 pm
      • I can see the steam rising from the top of your head. It is anger-making in the extreme. My comment to Mister Muse on this page tells you all you need to know about how I feel about education in America, and what the Republicans have done to keep anyone from being educated enough to connect the dots to their destruction of same. We must continue to shine the light on the damage the Republican Party has been inflicting upon our educational system for decades. Thanks, and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 25, 2022, 8:33 pm
      • In one of the last courses I taught, before I finally bailed, I was very surprised when the student feedback I got on the week we focused on editing was that they had never heard of connotative language before.

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 26, 2022, 12:40 pm
      • Liz, this makes me blue. (And I suppose some of these students would think I was actually that color.) These days I suspect teaching must be even more discouraging. Oy! Thanks, continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 26, 2022, 1:32 pm
      • Particularly when students complain to the administration that an instructor gave them a bad grade (i.e., an A- or a B+). Ugh.

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 26, 2022, 6:52 pm
      • A, B+, bad??? Boy, i musta been a real idiot with my grades. Thanks, and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 26, 2022, 8:59 pm
      • As far as I’m concerned, grades for adult students are an impediment to learning–but what can ya do?

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        Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 27, 2022, 5:47 am
      • So true. continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 27, 2022, 12:20 pm

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