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RE: THE SUPER BOWL: MORE EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So wifey and me wuz watchin’ the Republican Debate ‘cause we really like Mr. Donald Trummp and Mr. Ted Cruze and Mr Marko Rubyo – anyone who can beat this B—h Hillery or this Commie Ernie Sandors and after it was over an’ we switched to watch Cops we heared that there’s a real big … Continue reading

BUSH FAMILY VALUES or: W. DOES A COMMERCIAL

Yes, by all means! Let us now all believe the words of the man considered to be hands down the worst President in our country’s history when his vapid face appears on our TV screen and stares blankly at us from a new political ad as he extols the virtues and qualifications of his baby … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN PARTY: REGULATIONS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ REGULATIONS!

Eagerly looking forward to the big game this afternoon, I went to the fridge and got out the tuna salad that my good wife Jane had made yesterday afternoon. We had gone to the market together to shop for groceries yesterday morning, and I had remarked that “boy, I’m really in the mood to have … Continue reading

TED AND THE DONALD MAY BE BAD BUT…

Down through the years the Republicans have Given us bum after bum Harding and Hoover and Reagan and Nixon and W Ad nauseum (And this is just to name some) While some were just bad and some more inept And some like Bush two a disgrace The wonder to me Is how the hell they … Continue reading

Screw Planned Parenthood! Screw Breast Exams! Republican Raid on Seven Sisters Schools Jails Ten Thousand Women…More to Come.

Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading

VALUES VOTERS MEET AT NATIONAL RELIGIOUS LIBERTIES CONFERENCE IN DES MOINES IOWA – OR: MOMMY, I’M A-SCARED OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!

The other evening laundries in and around Des Moines, Iowa – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative National Religious Liberties … Continue reading