Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading
Having seen the TV ad, and realizing that this was what I had needed all along – if I was ever to be as fully manscaped as a Ken Doll – I ran home from the tanning salon, inspected my arms, armpits, legs, chest, and crotch, for any offending hints of even the appearance of … Continue reading
My two part MusicFilm riff on Italian Cinema. Co-Starring Corinne Loraine, Valorie Armstrong…and see if you can find John Goodman. From my Sony Video EP “Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist),” and second CD “Under The Cover of Darkness.” Click on “continue reading” to watch both parts. Enjoy. Part One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNu2NaorjiA&feature=related Part Two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE_zSLWQrsU&feature=related
Two of America’s finest minds met the other evening, and both agreed to tackle one of the foremost questions facing this country right now. Donald Trump and Rick Perry were in solid agreement that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate maybe, just could be, might actually, you know, really be not real…definitely maybe. They agreed that … Continue reading
I-BLOW, or Iowans Behind Laws Outlawing Whatever, numbering some 1,000 evangelical voters strong, will be “flocking” to Des Moines Iowa Saturday for a forum to discuss what are – no doubt – the two issues uppermost in all American voters minds, namely, a woman’s right to choose, and the gay “problem.” All the Republican candidates … Continue reading
I hailed a cab at 72nd and Broadway and asked the Mobile Relocation Specialist to take me to Bloomingdale’s. The weather had turned threatening and I didn’t feel like walking even a short distance and possibly getting soaked. Upon entering Bloomie’s I skillfully dodged the Scent Atomizer Professionals and headed for the elevator. The … Continue reading