Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the Hot Buns movie theater. Nugent was brought to the emergency room by a young Latino who told reporters “we were jackin’ each other off when this … Continue reading
The man had a gun and a woody The kid had tea, Skittles, and a hoodie But the kid’s skin was brown In a white part of town He couldn’t’a been up to any good, could he? It was All-Star week, NBA heaven Half-time the kid shopped 7 -11 The rain came from the … Continue reading