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Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Ask Us to Give Up One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading

Whatever Happened to “I’m a Clerk?” or; Now, Here’s Our Next Contestant – Tell Us Sir, What Do You Do for a Living?

I hailed a cab at 72nd and Broadway and asked the Mobile Relocation Specialist to take me to Bloomingdale’s. The weather had turned threatening and I didn’t feel like walking even a short distance and possibly getting soaked.   Upon entering Bloomie’s I skillfully dodged the Scent Atomizer Professionals and headed for the elevator. The … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Trump, looking tan but slightly sour, due to his perpetual facial expression, which runs the entire gamut from looking like he is having a very difficult bowel movement, to sucking on a lemon, announced that work on the project would begin “almost immediately…probably maybe even sooner.” When asked why he was doing this he said; … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Come for One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading