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BREAKING NEWS: ALICE, OF WONDERLAND, HOLDS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE CALLS U.S. AN “ASYLUM”

Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted that statement. Sane In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad Hatter’s summer home in Amagansett, Long Island, Alice declared, “after experiencing the current political state of affairs … Continue reading

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE SIT FOR THE FLAYING OF OUR NATIONAL ANATHEMA

What more can be said about the clowning glory that is Donald J. Trump. Today, America witnessed the eulogizing of a man whose sense of honor, morality and duty – whether you agreed with his policies or not – stands in stark contrast with the hollow blowhard who now sits behind the very same desk … Continue reading

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