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THE SECRET TEN POINT REPUBLICAN PLAN TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

  1. Always refer to the Democratic Party as The “Democrat” Party.
  2. Always mispronounce Kamala Harris’ first name as Ka-MAH-la.
  3. Put best minds to work creating good insults when referring to Ka-MAH-la.
  4. Create new insults for all Democrats.
  5. Create insults for all her possible Veep picks.
  6. Create insulting nicknames for her Veep picks.
  7. Put best minds to work creating insults about immigrants.
  8. Create insults specific to “urban” areas.
  9. Put other great minds to work creating demeaning nicknames for Ka-MAH-la.
  10. Polish Hannibal Lecter joke.

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11 thoughts on “THE SECRET TEN POINT REPUBLICAN PLAN TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

  1. Kaz's avatar

    The Department of Education will be defunded, completely dismantled and replaced with the Department of Schoolyard Taunts.

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    Posted by Kaz | July 28, 2024, 3:29 pm
  2. leggypeggy's avatar

    They really have perfected the art of behaving childishly.

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    Posted by leggypeggy | July 24, 2024, 7:15 pm
  3. dennismarcotte's avatar

    It’s funny, and true!

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    Posted by dennismarcotte | July 24, 2024, 6:43 pm
  4. A Pondering Mind's avatar

    These guys are worse than 6 year old schoolyard kids…

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    Posted by A Pondering Mind | July 24, 2024, 4:06 pm
  5. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    BAM! Direct hit!

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    Posted by Liz Gauffreau | July 24, 2024, 3:15 pm

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