Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens) Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading
Okay…I’m just another weak-willed seeker of approval – there I’ve said it, i admit it, I plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of the court. Having now confessed to my deeply flawed character I will now say that I am flattered and thrilled in the night to have a fellow purveyor of sarcasm … Continue reading
Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading
Having seen the TV ad, and realizing that this was what I had needed all along – if I was ever to be as fully manscaped as a Ken Doll – I ran home from the tanning salon, inspected my arms, armpits, legs, chest, and crotch, for any offending hints of even the appearance of … Continue reading
Republican Primary candidate Mitt Romney made an unscheduled campaign stop yesterday in New Blemish Iowa. The New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, the town’s paper of record reports that Mr. Romney stopped for breakfast, some “pressing the flesh,” and an impromptu “town hall” meeting at New Blemish’s favorite dining destination, Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n Runs … Continue reading
My two part MusicFilm riff on Italian Cinema. Co-Starring Corinne Loraine, Valorie Armstrong…and see if you can find John Goodman. From my Sony Video EP “Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist),” and second CD “Under The Cover of Darkness.” Click on “continue reading” to watch both parts. Enjoy. Part One: Part Two: