Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.” When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun I’m sick of all your … Continue reading
Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading
Nature is my staff The Universe my rod I find religion’s notion Of what God is To be odd The first Gods were creations By people who could see That there are things far greater Than them, or you, or me These Gods – they represented The “spirits” all around The thunder, lightning, … Continue reading
Hey Don re: the shtick That plays well with each hick In the heartland of the U. S. of A Hope it keeps you on top Of the GOP crop ‘Til they finally drop you – too late Hope you fuck up their shit So badly that it Drives the voters to the feathers and … Continue reading
Down through the years Demagogues stoked the fears Of the addle-brained weak minds among us Demagogues we thought jokes ‘Til a few master strokes Brought them to power and stung us We believed and we blamed All the groups that they named For the problems we had at the moment Didn’t wake ‘til too late … Continue reading