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Another View from the Tea Party (# 5 in the series Emails From The Tea Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School).   As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by  far  the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository in the known world…certainly  in New York City  anyway.”   Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall paste, and his perpetual expression, which runs the gamut from looking like he is having … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Republican Plan or: You say Potato, I say Patahto, You say Tomato, I say Tamahto…

  In Bohemian Grove in ‘09 the Republicans hatched their plan Let’s get rid of this nigger Obama – ANY damn way we can   Long before they ever saw What the man could do To move us forward, they all swore On their bibles to Destroy the man even tho’ It meant destroying us … Continue reading

The Ballad of the 196 Selfish Criminals

One-ninety-six Oligarchs Who think of us merely as marks Have contributed 80 per cent Of all of the PAC money spent To keep us down under their thumb To keep us in fear, deaf, and dumb, And lost in this cloud of dissension That keeps us from paying attention While this terrible one-ninety-six Moves us … Continue reading

In Honor of the NRA Convention – The Ballad of the Real Men or: NRA-MEN Brother!

Baby wanna feel my Glock Shit is harder than a rock Big ‘n black ‘n hard as steel Come on sugar take a feel If you want I’ll take it out Watch me wave it all about See I tol’ you it’s a beaut Do you wanna see it shoot? Come on take it in … Continue reading

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

I’m sick of all your bullshit You goobers tryin’ to pull shit Screamin’ from your pulpit Goin’ into full fit Tryin’ to pull the wool shit Ya hear enough and you’ll shit From all you freaky people With your hands into a steeple Quotin’ bullshit from your prayer book As if you really care – … Continue reading