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TRUMP AND PALIN: TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME! OR: IOWA, WHY’RE YA?

      You know how you can’t help but stare At a car crash – junk strewn everywhere So I’m sitting here somewhat transfixed At this show starring two major pricks So I’m listening to Trump as he cons them in Ames All these yahoos – so clueless their sole claim to fame Don’t … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES PAST, PRESENT AND, NO DOUBT, FUTURE – OR: WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME MIXED NUTS?

Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading

IMMAGRINTS ARE WHY; MORE LETTERS FROM THE TEA PARTY

I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiawuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we are in now its Prezidant George W. Bushes fawlt and not Prezidant … Continue reading

Screw Planned Parenthood! Screw Breast Exams! Republican Raid on Seven Sisters Schools Jails Ten Thousand Women…More to Come.

Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading

I AM REALLY OUTRAGED! (MORE EMAIL FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT)

I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. They are both real good boys, polite and very well groomed, which they should be, because they … Continue reading