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A GRATE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE IDEA

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then … Continue reading

A GRATE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE IDEA

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then … Continue reading

VALUES VOTERS MEET AT NATIONAL RELIGIOUS LIBERTIES CONFERENCE IN DES MOINES IOWA – OR: MOMMY, I’M A-SCARED OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!

The other evening laundries in and around Des Moines, Iowa – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative National Religious Liberties … Continue reading

EMAIL FROM THE EVANGELICAL RIGHT

I ask you – why on G-d’s green earth would I ever want to be eatin’ food that is… Hasidic?? I am not of the Jewish or Hebrew persuasion, nor is no one in my family of that persuasion, and besides, also I do not never believe that you can ascend up to heaven without … Continue reading

HITLER THROWS HELMET IN RING AS REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. “VY ACCEPT EINE PALE – EFEN ORANGE – IMITATION? I VILL VIN!!”

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Yesterday, in Charlotte North Carolina, Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler stood beaming before a packed rally of adoring followers all screaming Heil Hitler. And most of them were armed with sidearms and/or assault weapons and wearing camouflage – as if in a war.  Many of them were sporting swastika armbands, and many others … Continue reading

ONE CHEESEBURGER COMIN’ RIGHT UP…EVENTUALLY!

The following could be a true story. I checked at the prices on the menu and then peered through the diner window. It looked kind of friendly – I mean, immediately in front of me there was a guy in a booth with his head on the table and nobody seemed to be bothering him … Continue reading