GOOBER

GOOBERS MARCH ON WASHINGTON

The members of GOOBER (Guns: Our Ordained Blessed Earthly Right) marched on Washington yesterday. Brandishing various assault rifles and semi-automatic handguns, thousands of GOOBERS descended upon our nation’s capitol to demand understanding for people who slaughter other people in shooting sprees. “Whut we are askin’ fer is jes’ some common coitesy. We have been vilifahd … Continue reading →