Watching Donald Trump commit Trumpicide is very entertaining – albeit disgustingly embarrassing – and scary. He is his own Jersey Shore. But enough of the comedic portion of this post. Watching and hearing Trump’s inflammatory utterances such as “Hey, I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, … Continue reading
CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Yesterday, in Charlotte North Carolina, Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler stood beaming before a packed rally of adoring followers all screaming Heil Hitler. And most of them were armed with sidearms and/or assault weapons and wearing camouflage – as if in a war. Many of them were sporting swastika armbands, and many others … Continue reading
The following could be a true story. I checked at the prices on the menu and then peered through the diner window. It looked kind of friendly – I mean, immediately in front of me there was a guy in a booth with his head on the table and nobody seemed to be bothering him … Continue reading
Reince, Reincela baby…honey…Joey Goebbels here und Ich gotta tell ya zat der big guy in Bavaria iss chumping up und down today mitt schadenfreude zat you volks in your verruckt loony-toony party are blaming der “liberal media” for, for — entschuldigen Sie, bitte…ya gotta excuse for eine second because Ich am laughing meine hoden off…you … Continue reading
An entire family of seven went on a prolonged shooting spree yesterday in a department store in Fort Wayne, Indiana. The Wilbur family of Aurora, Indiana stormed into Bob’s Department Store at eleven a.m. Saturday angered by the fact that a salesperson in the sporting goods department had “the nerve” to sell their eight-year old … Continue reading
The House of Representatives, at the behest of five of the wealthiest families in America, have decided to open hearings on why the cost of the 2015 Rolls-Royce Ghost is now $383,000. Attorneys for one of the prominent families whose name was not divulged said; “my clients now find themselves hard-pressed to furnish each of … Continue reading