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Rick Perry announced today that applications will now be accepted for the winter semester at The Rick Perry School of Advanced Applied Pole Dancing or TRPS (also known as traipse), and its companion school The Institute for Flipping a Better Burger. Adhering to his policy of being the creator of the most minimum-wage jobs in the country with the lowest median wage of any state, The Rick Perry School of Advanced Applied Pole Dancing will offer classes in: How to Stuff More Dollar Bills Into Your Poonani (for women), and: How to Get More Out of (and into) Your Cock Sock (for men and *transsexuals). The Institute for Flipping a Better Burger will offer classes for men and women in: Keeping Your Spatula Clean (men and women), and; Cheese: Do’s and Don’ts – or: Mold; Is it really such a bad thing, pro or con? Tuition for classes in the winter semester are decided on a case by case basis, but in most cases will not be quite as much as what each job will pay.
Says the schools founder: “…I credit our conservative leadership [in Texas] for unmatched Job creation…”
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