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Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating the upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But just let me say this; (as he … Continue reading
Three of America’s finest minds sat down to dinner the other evening at Restaurant Alain Ducasse at the Essex House in New York, and all agreed to tackle one of the foremost questions facing this country right now. Donald Trump, Rick Perry and Rush Limbaugh were in solid agreement that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate … Continue reading
Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits … Continue reading
Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading
New Hampshire: a white-wing wing dinger (Think white-wing’s a slip of the finger?) The circus rolled in The seals flapped their fins Hoping to hear that ka-ching-a We watched as they tried to devour Each other in their finest hour Ricks – dumb and Newt vicious Mitt, Ron, All: suspicious Of whatever gives working … Continue reading
Bye Michele, you were our prom pick If jokes are bombs then you’re atomic Goodbye to ya Said Iowa It’s left us short a major comic Michele your routine’s are outrageous You should play the world’s great stages Palladiums And stadiums Then a year or two in Vegas Glad to see your sidekick … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 