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OMG!!…I just SIS, and my shoe is really yucky, :-) WTF! WAB! LOL!

WTF

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Woke up, stretched, JOOB, and headed for the BR, to BMT, WMF, CMH, and padded into the kitchen to MSC, and some BAE and T. Yummy! Went back to the BR and had a HBM…oooh so good, almost BTS,  :D…almost. I left the house, got in the car, and headed downtown TW. At the office, Brytknee smiled at me and actually said GM!!…WTF was up wit’ dat? (as they say ITH ) Was I any cuter today…or did she WS? And, if so, W? Anyhoo, the DDO, snail-like ‘til it was almost LT. That’s when the SHTF. Brytknee came to my desk and said “HAWHLTT?” Huh? Triple WTF!!! And, as she asked, she leaned waaaaay in – close enough that I was also wearing her CNF  – and made SS (double sure) I GAGL at HR  😀 😀   Ok, ok, ok,…now we’re into quadruple WTF!!!! And 3 OMG’S!!!…no – make that 4!!!! LOL, OMG, HS. I tried being as CAP, but I think I may have stuttered as I said “GWDYWE?” She said “I don’t care, as long as WET.” WTAD? Was I still asleep? She took my arm and WWTE. I have to say a lotta guys gave me the “look”…like HDHRAGBLT?? I FLAK! I will now CTTC. To make a LSS, she wanted me to co-sign a loan for her. IKI…:- (… I knew TWAC. When I said “BIRC,” she said, leaning waaaaay in, 36B’s blazing, “AUS?” I said “BIRLTV, but I can’t, how about we GTKEO a little better?” She said, “Why? IAHABF.” WTF! to freakin’ infinity!!!!!!!!! and OMG LOL up the YY. 🙂 😦

That was yesterday. She hasn’t LAMAD, and she just sent me a text: YLL. That’s all it said. Hey…YWS-YLS. Right? Right.

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Discussion

13 thoughts on “OMG!!…I just SIS, and my shoe is really yucky, :-) WTF! WAB! LOL!

  1. My age group would probably be the one most likely to use these horrible acronyms, but thankfully I can say I, too, was completely lost here.

    4l70ugh, 1f 1 7yp3 l1k3 7h15, 1t’5 l1k3ly 7h47 y0u c4n m0r3 3451ly f1gur3 0u7 wh47 1’m wr171ng.

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    Posted by Nicole Marie | October 27, 2011, 4:59 pm
    • NM, you should be thankful that u were completely lost…I hoped you (and other intelligent beings) would be…my point exactly at what is being done (by the robot-minds among us) to our beautiful language. thanks for readin- er…trying to read anyway, and for the comment. continue…

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      Posted by barkinginthedark | October 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
  2. Dude, I didn’t understand a f***ing thing and I suspect that is a positive sign.

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    Posted by BrainRants | October 14, 2011, 9:24 pm
  3. I think I really enjoyed this post; will you be re-publishing it in english? Wait, I think I have a translator in the house…..

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    Posted by Nonstepmom | October 14, 2011, 7:52 pm
  4. I got about 49.2% and JFTR (just faked the rest). I seldom, if ever, use acronyms or whatever they’re called. Maybe I do need a couple more margaritas, though.

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    Posted by k8edid | October 14, 2011, 12:02 am
  5. This is an interesting way to be satiric but I only got about 49.2% of it.
    I am still thinking about your preceding post and trying to imagine the extent of upheaval those children in reality are experiencing….

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    Posted by An Embarrassment of Freedom | October 13, 2011, 9:33 pm

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