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The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh – Part 2 or: Some Things Just Ain’t Funny

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Rush Limbaugh: The idealization of horseshit

His mouth: the perfect dispensary for shit

His breath: as fetid and foul as his lies

His soul: empty save for the maggots and flies


His core: as craven as that of a traitor

His mind: to purpose as manipulator

His hands: as bloody as any extant

His sins: to heinous for him to recant


His purpose: to bring out the worst in all men

His place: in the order of worst – at the end

His method: base and ignoble at best

His time: when it ends we’ll be blessed


His ouvre: amounting to what we excrete

His words: amounting to falsehoods, deceit

His guilt: non-existent, of conscience he’s free

His crimes: yet ongoing – pity you, pity me.


His worth: as much as a three dollar bill

His voice: bombastic and whiny and shrill

His flock: the failures, the haters, the vapid

His spew: his flock everyday hears him crap it


His deeds: as desperate as one who is choking

His needs: to know of the death he’s provoking

His life: far less honor than that of a whore

His legacy: irrelevance – that and no more


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12 thoughts on “The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh – Part 2 or: Some Things Just Ain’t Funny

  1. Nobody could capture this scumbag half as well as you. You have a gift and I’m so glad we will have months yet to enjoy these posts. I’m pretty sure they are all that will relieve the agony I expect is yet to come.


    Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | December 18, 2011, 5:05 am
  2. I like the rhythm you used for this. Most of us strive to leave the world a better place. Not this character. He’s all about tearing things down. You captured him well.


    Posted by lisahgolden | December 12, 2011, 8:18 pm
  3. Another brilliant commentary. This one might top them all. Thanks.


    Posted by Carole Monferdini | December 12, 2011, 1:23 pm
  4. This horror show of a man really does scare me. Or maybe it’s the fact that so many people follow his every word. You’ve captured his vileness well.

    He and Trump have made me want to seriously slap them this week. I hope they give us peace in the next.


    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | December 12, 2011, 10:59 am
  5. Tony you kill me.
    Am SO fucking sick of seeing posts glorifying this cretin, Makes me want to re-read Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. Read it again a few years ago (even though the book must be at least 10 years old) and still giggled aloud.
    Funny (ha ha and strange) that Franken was elected to political office. As much as politics agitate me it gives a bit of hope.
    As an addendum: you have never lost your touch as a master if lyrics.


    Posted by Rachael Black | December 12, 2011, 7:44 am
  6. Thanks She, i think he prolly shoots blanks anyway. continue…


    Posted by barkinginthedark | December 12, 2011, 6:33 am
  7. Perfect description of this… “thing.” People like him should not reproduce.


    Posted by She speaks.... | December 12, 2011, 6:29 am

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