Rush Limbaugh: The idealization of horseshit
His mouth: the perfect dispensary for shit
His breath: as fetid and foul as his lies
His soul: empty save for the maggots and flies
His core: as craven as that of a traitor
His mind: to purpose as manipulator
His hands: as bloody as any extant
His sins: to heinous for him to recant
His purpose: to bring out the worst in all men
His place: in the order of worst – at the end
His method: base and ignoble at best
His time: when it ends we’ll be blessed
His ouvre: amounting to what we excrete
His words: amounting to falsehoods, deceit
His guilt: non-existent, of conscience he’s free
His crimes: yet ongoing – pity you, pity me.
His worth: as much as a three dollar bill
His voice: bombastic and whiny and shrill
His flock: the failures, the haters, the vapid
His spew: his flock everyday hears him crap it
His deeds: as desperate as one who is choking
His needs: to know of the death he’s provoking
His life: far less honor than that of a whore
His legacy: irrelevance – that and no more
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Nobody could capture this scumbag half as well as you. You have a gift and I’m so glad we will have months yet to enjoy these posts. I’m pretty sure they are all that will relieve the agony I expect is yet to come.
Thanks for the comment Dee, yes – unfortunately, this sort of obscenity is the gift of shit that keeps on giving. continue…
I like the rhythm you used for this. Most of us strive to leave the world a better place. Not this character. He’s all about tearing things down. You captured him well.
thank you lisa h, hard to always be funny about this sort. continue…
Another brilliant commentary. This one might top them all. Thanks.
thanx Carole, i appreciate the kind props. continue…
This horror show of a man really does scare me. Or maybe it’s the fact that so many people follow his every word. You’ve captured his vileness well.
He and Trump have made me want to seriously slap them this week. I hope they give us peace in the next.
i’m afraid – to paraphrase the soup nazi – no peace for you. thanks for the kind comment Re. will now get back to the funny. continue…
Tony you kill me.
Am SO fucking sick of seeing posts glorifying this cretin, Makes me want to re-read Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. Read it again a few years ago (even though the book must be at least 10 years old) and still giggled aloud.
Funny (ha ha and strange) that Franken was elected to political office. As much as politics agitate me it gives a bit of hope.
As an addendum: you have never lost your touch as a master if lyrics.
i thank you for the curtsies Rachael, i shall now return to the funny in hopes of further “killing”. continue…
Thanks She, i think he prolly shoots blanks anyway. continue…
Perfect description of this… “thing.” People like him should not reproduce.