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Rush Limbaugh

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BECAUSE WE MUST…

 May I reprise this – with a slight re-write: Originally Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 18, 2011 ⋅ But certainly more relevant today: Hitler Throws Helmet in Ring as Republican Candidate for President: “Why accept a pale imitation? I VILL VIN!!” Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels, that he would be … Continue reading

TED NUGENT RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM

Because Ted Nugent slammed survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting, calling them “liars” and “poor, mushy-brained children” – and for a myriad of other reasons…THIS: Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the … Continue reading

LUCIFER OUTRAGED BY REMARK OF JOHN BOEHNER

Pond ‘O Puke, Hades – In a hastily assembled press conference today at his mansion by The Lake of Fire in Hell’s most exclusive gated community Pond ‘O Puke, and with his wife Ethel at his side, Lucifer, Lord of the underworld, angrily disavowed any suggestion that he was as evil as Ted Cruz. “I … Continue reading

SAINT RONNIE OF TAMPICO, WHO BEGAT W. – AND GROVER – AND RUSH – AND SARAH – AND MICHELE – AND TED – AND (GASP) DONALD…

As America mourns the passing of Nancy Reagan who, as every pundit tells us, was instrumental in the policies of her husband, let us reflect on how those policies helped destroy the middle class of this country and decimated one of the finest free University systems in America and the world. And, as long as … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF THE HATEFULLY OBSCENE RIGHT-WING OLIGARCHY or: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK DUDE?

    You right-wing oligarchs With motives reprehensible and heinous You fucking scumbag sharks I wish you all get cancer of the anus My hatred for you runs so deep Because you use your pelf To the detriment of all of us While bettering yourself You fucking right wing oligarchs I hate your filthy guts … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS UNITED STATES AS RUTH BADER GINSBURG FUCKS SCALIA TO DEATH

New York Feb. 14 – Early yesterday morning – as Antonin Scalia was fucking Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose plan it was to stick an amyl nitrate popper under his nose causing him to have a massive coronary as she fucked him to death – and it worked – anyway, earlier – in a concerted pre-dawn … Continue reading