And P.S.
You’re to “sexy” what a “diamond” to “shit” is
I would bet you don’t know where the clit is
‘Cause you’re an insect who seethes with misogyny
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Whose parents should’ve never had progeny
Roach Limbaugh
Roach Limbaugh
The voice of the dumb
Four wives he has had
Not a one he’s made come
Cialis, Viagra,
he uses them all
(Maybe his willie’s a little too small)
Or maybe it’s just that most women see through ‘im
That besides all the fat there just ain’t much more to ‘im
Or maybe they’re too smart for his jive and shuck
They’ve got great schmuck radar and he’s one big schmuck
Whatever it is he really is threatened
He sputters and fumes, turns red, and starts sweatin’
Whenever the subject is women who insist
On being treated equally this misogynist’s
Fat face starts to quiver
The oxy kicks in – he shivers
‘N his l’il willie shrinks even smaller
He whines like ten babies
He breaks out in scabies
(We have seen better looking night crawlers)
His voice hits a peak
A Castrati-like shriek
As he starts in to spew vitriol
Against women, but the attack
All comes right smack back
To the fact that his willie’s so small.
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Good stuff, he reminds me of the joke that Bill Hicks says about him, listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIT-SYVPV8s
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Posted by TheConfirmationFiles | March 21, 2012, 12:16 pmi couldn’t a said it better. thanks for the vid, and the comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 21, 2012, 7:43 pmHe is perhaps the most awful, hypocritical, repellent human being on the planet. And no one says it better than you do. No one!
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Posted by Lilabell | March 19, 2012, 2:28 pmAhaaa…you must be catching up on your reading Lilabell, thanks again for another great pat on the back. i really appreciate it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 19, 2012, 11:49 pmI can not for the life of me understand what a woman would find even remotely attractive about him.. Soon as he open up his mouthy to speak that drivel, I would be reaching for the nearest vomit bag..
Oh and sex with him..I’d rather light myself on fire..
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Posted by free penny press | March 11, 2012, 7:34 pmwhat? you don’t find him attractive? 🙂 thanks for the snide comment FPP. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 12, 2012, 12:36 amYup, I’m still rankled.
And how many offspring did he sire? she said, filled with rancor afire.
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
Namaste and bravo, Tony!!!
🙂
janet
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Posted by BuddhaKat | March 7, 2012, 1:54 amthanks Janet, i really appreciate the comment and the Bravo…yeah, it’s tough with such “shortcomings” 🙂 i guess. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 7, 2012, 1:57 amOne of the most depressing things is that this sort of thing (the Rush Lim comments) gets covered over here in some detail and it just makes for sweeping assumptions that US commentators who give the impression that they have a following are complete whackos, followed by the same, but frighteningly have influence.
I cling to the notion that you guys are fighting for sense and sensibility.
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Posted by Single Malt Monkey | March 6, 2012, 10:58 amkeep clinging Al…some of us are. among many, this Roach guy is a particularly odious thing. thanks for reading and commenting. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 6, 2012, 6:59 pmRush is representative of what is wrong with politics. He says what he has to to grow his audience. A bigger audience means more money, more power and more influence and those ends always justify the means.
The other side has recognized it as well. Keith O and Rachael M among others are similar. How are they all the same, nobody on their side can do anything wrong and nobody on the other side can do anything right. Furthermore, they must pour gasoline on each brushfire. They all rally the extreme on each side and create noise so that those trying to find a middle ground can’t be successful. I can’t watch or listen to any of them anymore.
They are part of the problem and have nothing to do with the solution. I’m not sure a solution is good for their business.
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Posted by Tom | March 5, 2012, 7:44 pmTom, when you are firing at the Ku Klux Klan you are not equally guilty. sorry, but i can not agree with you on this. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 6, 2012, 6:36 amI don’t follow Rush so I am not sure what you are referring to but I meant that either side will say anything to grow their audience. They all are ego driven and in search of influence. There is not objectivity on either side.
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Posted by Tom | March 6, 2012, 5:29 pmTom, i know what you said, but you continue to portray “both sides” as equal. they. are. not. one side continually attacks – yet offers no solutions, or reasonable programs to move us forward, the other defends and does offer solutions, (even tho’ you disagree with them). that makes them NOT equal. land et me couch my metaphor of “firing at the Ku Klux Klan you are not equally guilty” in another way…when you kill a person who comes at you with a gun intending to kill you, you are not guilty…they are. thanks for the comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 6, 2012, 10:25 pmI don’t even know what to say about this man. But I got a kick out of what you had to say.
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Posted by lisahgolden | March 4, 2012, 4:20 pmcheck out the cartoon of him over at Don in Massachussetts…it’s this post illustrated. caution: wear goggles. thanks Lisa h. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 6, 2012, 6:19 amLike the comment I made on my blog, he’s a walking talking bag of excrement. If he said said shit like he did the other day, and it was in some of the European countries, is fat ass would be on the carpet. This vileness by not only him, but other right-wing nuts has been going on since the Reagan years, and it only seems to be getting worse…
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | March 3, 2012, 11:29 pmwaaaaay worse…it’s almost as if they have a death wish. thanks Don. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 4, 2012, 12:38 amDon, also the caricature of Roach over at your blog illustrates this piece perfectly. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 6, 2012, 7:01 pmIt fits the fat bastard to a tee… go on
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | March 6, 2012, 9:41 pmSadly, the ignorant little peckerwood IS the face of the Republican Party, which is ALSO the face of Carroll O’Conner as Archie Bunker with his own radio show. I’m not a praying man, but if I were, I would pray that he tries washing down his nitro with five or ten Red Bulkls some night…Great post Tony. Thanks for getting me FUCKING PISSED again just thinking about this ignorant moron. Happy thoughts…happy thoughts…
PKC
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Posted by Peter Kevin Connell | March 3, 2012, 6:58 pmyeah, we must bree-e-e—eathe. thanks for the comment Peter. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 10:25 pmThat’s probably why he likes radio. He can spew and just assume everyone out there loves him.
And not be worried about them seeing his face.
Or any other part of him.
Of course, once they invent smell-o-radio, he’ll probably be off the air pretty quick….
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Posted by El Guapo | March 3, 2012, 1:01 pmEG, smell-o-radio, yup…that’d do it. thanks, as usual, for the great, pithy comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 10:27 pmYou SO rap! 🙂
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Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes | March 3, 2012, 6:03 amthanks kiddo…i SO aprreciate it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 7:16 amOnce again, Tony, perfection at work. I love it! You just have such a GIFT of finding the right words and descriptions. And I agree with MJ, NONSTEPMOM…. 4 women were dumb enough to marry him? Oh, vile. I think I would rather be covered with maggots and roaches than have him touch me. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww….
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Posted by She speaks.... | March 3, 2012, 5:40 amThanks Michelle, i guess they were goin’ for the gold. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 7:17 amCalm down . . . (he’s not worth it).
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Posted by worrywarts-guide-to-weight-sex-and-marriage | March 3, 2012, 5:09 amWW, it’s way too hard for me to watch my country being overrun by idiots, bigots, fascists, and not say anything…maybe you can – i cannot. i refer you to my friend Motley News blog for the quiz on who said it Hitler or Santorum at: http://motleynews.net/2012/03/02/who-said-it-santorum-or-hitler/ …u might be surprised at the answers. thanks for the comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 7:22 amThis man requires that I give him none of my time or energy. It should be so. For all of US. Everyone.
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Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | March 3, 2012, 3:16 amJots, neither did any dictator require it. i repeat my answer to Worryworts: it’s way too hard for me to watch my country being overrun by idiots, bigots, fascists, and not say anything…maybe you can – i cannot. i refer you to my friend Motley News blog for the quiz on who said it Hitler or Santorum at: http://motleynews.net/2012/03/02/who-said-it-santorum-or-hitler/ …u might be surprised at the answers. thanks for the comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 7:25 amagain, I am left amazed ….. 4 women were dumb enough to marry him ? !
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Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | March 3, 2012, 3:05 amyup. it’s amazing what someone will do for money. thanks Janet. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 3, 2012, 7:26 am