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The Ballad of Roach Limbaugh Redux: This Goes out To You – His Audience of Morons

ROACH LIMBAUGH program excerpt on Georgetown coed Ms. Sandra Fluke who spoke at a Democratic hearing where she talked about the need for birth control coverage. Fluke spoke of one friend in particular who needed contraception to prevent ovarian cysts;


“Folks, if you ask ’em — if you ask ’em — the Washington, DC, Department of Health will send you free condoms and lube. The DC Department of Health free condoms and lube if you just ask ’em for it! So Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal: If we are going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. And I’ll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.” – Roach Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh Cartoon by Ian D. Marsden of mar...

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You’re miserable, vile

Preaching shit to your pile

Of failures, miscreants, and haters

Of gullible suckers

Execrable fuckers

And poisonous ejaculators


Violence their first word

Peaceful their worst word

This, at the core of your dumb fans

Each cowardly moron

Tuned in for the score on

Their impotent fear of the black man


In the measured vocal message

Of those skewed progressive

One hears nuanced minds thinking and working

Whereas Roach’s right wing yapping

(“Talking points” schmuck’s gums flapping)

Reveals a puppet both knee and dick jerking


To each halfwit and misfit who follows this dipshit

You’re the dummies polluting our pool

You’re each daily ass wipe

Tuned in to this gas pipe

You’re the toady and stool in a toadstool


You’re the reference to cretin

You’re cowards I’m bettin’

To scared to be free – you need leading

You’re flunkies and parrots

Donkeys chasing carrots

Sheep that repeat Roach’s bleating

American cockroach (Periplaneta americana) fee...

above: actual picture of Roach Limbaugh

Author’s note: above: no insult is meant to cockroaches, donkeys, parrots or sheep, by the comparisons in this piece to this creep’s loyal audience – any of these aforementioned wonderful creatures is far more intelligent than any of the creatures in Roach Limbaugh’s flock.



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29 thoughts on “The Ballad of Roach Limbaugh Redux: This Goes out To You – His Audience of Morons

  1. Fantastic. The rhythm you used (or at least that I used when reading) just swept me along faster and faster.
    And of course Roach is against lube. He doesn’t need any. The oxycontin dulls the pain of forced entry.

    On the bright side, Boner (not a typo) spoke (mildly) against him for this.


    Posted by El Guapo | March 2, 2012, 9:24 pm
  2. Not that I distrust you, Tony, but did he really say that ????? Sick. I wont be a bit surprised after his death we find out he had some sort of flesh eating bacteria or degenerative brain disease that had been eating away at his grey matter for decades….

    Yeah, the roach photo is too good for him.


    Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | March 2, 2012, 6:46 pm
  3. Nice disclaimer… You know cockroaches had started organizing against you!
    I am amazed that this is the fight that they want to have. If you want to create ways for people to opt out of Obama’s Health Care plan and this is the only one you can find as viable it goes to show how nicely constructed the plan actually is and that loop-holes were completely removed from it.
    Sadly, they understand the perks in the plan that really benefit everyday people do not take hold until 2014 so while people are trying to figure out what the benefits of the plan are for them they (Republicans) are going to try to create a negative atmosphere around it and then if they can remove the current administration take the praise the government receives in 2014 when many people in this country actually see and feel the positives in the plan.
    My soap box just collapsed… I’m done.


    Posted by On My Square | March 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
  4. Wait….so do you like Rush Limbaugh and respect his political opinions?


    Posted by edrevets | March 2, 2012, 10:09 am
  5. Oh he is truly an asshat in my book, king of the douchecanoes, a fuckwit for sure. I’m sorry I haven’t the poetic symphony that you do.


    Posted by Frugalistablog | March 2, 2012, 4:16 am
  6. I have an adored older brother who is intelligent, well-read, kind, thoughtful, respectful of others, exceptionally fair in his treatment of others, and a fiscal conservative. He has served his area of the state as a local politician where he has insisted on equality between the races and religions (as in if a Baptist minister can lead an opening prayer, so can a local Wiccan High Priestess). He is not the sort of person one would envision being a ditto-head and yet he listens assiduously to Limbaugh. It baffles me that someone as gifted and perceptive as my brother who has such high standards for how others are treated can even listen to this jackass (my apologies to the jackasses of the world) and think that Roach Limburger is anything other than what he is – a dry addict, for surely he does not go to NA and work out his addiction issues to opiates…not to mention his severe food addiction. Not all his fans are morons, sad to say. I know of at least one who is anything but. (sigh) Well, we all have at least one character defect, and I guess liking Rush is his. He’s still my adored older brother.


    Posted by anotherboomerblog | March 2, 2012, 2:26 am
  7. OMG… ROTFLMAO! Another masterpiece, Tony! And loved your photo of Roach Limbaugh at the bottom. And that was so kind to let the roaches et al that you meant them no offense.

    What really irritates me about this comments, and others who follow the same ignorant path, is the failure of men to recognize that it takes two to tango! Women don’t get pregnant by thinking about it, or divine conception. There has to be a male species involved. So, in my opinion, when a woman gets pregnant, she may be the one actually carrying the child. But the father is just as pregnant as the woman. If this is Roach’s thought to have women post porno’s of their sex adventures, then the same back to ya.

    But then, Roach is a woman-hater, so he would see a pregnancy as a complete fault and problem and responsibility of the woman. This is one reason why I completely refuse to listen to him, or read anything about him. He means absolutely nothing to me. I maggot on a dead rat means more to me than this panty-waste.


    Posted by She speaks.... | March 2, 2012, 2:21 am
    • And it’s so frightening to know that people actually follow him and agree with his views.


      Posted by She speaks.... | March 2, 2012, 2:27 am
    • And in addition…. :D… I do believe he is a racist, sexist, bigot, and so on. I’m 100% confident there. However, I don’t feel that he entirely believes all the extreme comments he makes, like he did here… posting videos online. He says this shit purely to draw attention, increase his ratings, etc. Which is why I completely refuse to listen to him. I will not give him what he wants, my attention and ears. Although I know realistically he has no knowledge of me, the satisfaction within myself is all that matters to me. Nothing but pond scum.


      Posted by She speaks.... | March 2, 2012, 2:45 am
      • Well said Michelle, i can’t be as cosmicly hip (i wish i could). i guess my satisfaction comes from calling him out. thanks for the wise comment. continue…


        Posted by barkinginthedark | March 2, 2012, 2:50 am
    • Brava Michelle! good on ya. i do not listen to him either but i do hear the news and…oh well, i am weak for such a “large” target . 🙂 thanks, continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | March 2, 2012, 2:56 am
  8. What I love seeing, is when there is a video out there that shows the fat ass being punked by a liberal and or progressive caller, and he goes all fucking nutty, arms flailing away, squirming around in his chair, pissed at his producer, and to top it all off, he so fucking flustered he don’t know how answer, or react to the statement the caller made…

    Another one of your posts hit right out of the ballpark…


    Posted by Don in Massachusetts | March 2, 2012, 12:12 am
  9. When I heard about his comments, I felt so sick. Thanks for shining a light on what this piece of filth and his believers are up to. I’m constantly amazed by how uncomprehending these people can be. It’s one thing to disagree with someone. It’s completely different to disagree without hearing.


    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | March 1, 2012, 11:44 pm
  10. I’ve disliked this man from the moment I first heard him open his piehole years ago. He’s never failed me … with regards to proving my initial impressions correct.


    Posted by Rose | March 1, 2012, 10:49 pm
  11. Wonderful and finely crafted prose dedicated to the residents of the Roach Motel; they even refuse to check out.

    This piece not only made what should be considered factual by anyone showing a pulse -even the organically brain damaged- but was wielded with your infamous wicked and sharp insights… and pen. Too bad it’s illegal to use your finely honed sword, Although, think I spied your blade in the Roach’s front.
    As opposed to the way ‘it’ goes about his outright lies.

    Had a boss one time who listened to this shithead at lunch every day, back in the very early 90’s. This meant the entire office had to listen as well. One day it was clearly apparent that no one else considered the Roach playing the theme song from The Jeffersons (a sitcom about a black family) as a background for his rant on black females and affirmative action.
    Shortest employment ever. Think I made it six months before walking out the door.

    Tony, what I honestly don’t get is that this moron has been spewing complete (and easily fact checked) lies, calls for internment, racial cleansing, no abortion anytime doesn’t matter the reason, obscene wealth, and calling any woman with a brain a feminazi for so many years. Yet he is still worshiped by millions.
    Heh if he only knew what the real Nazis would have done to his fat-ass drug addicted JEW ass. Speaking of which I wonder how many of his ditto-heads know he IS Jewish. He’d probably lose half his support right there.

    Well, at least we run the media. Right? Right? -echo echo crickets crickets-.

    Killer and wicked writing as always my friend.


    Posted by Rachael Black | March 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
    • thanks Rachael, he’s got millions of fans because there are millions of morons among us…i do hope he joins his pal breitbart REALLY soon…like tonight. anyway, love this – as usual- witty comment. enjoy Burning Man, continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | March 1, 2012, 10:51 pm

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