I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American male, a G-d fearin’
Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that they was jes givin’ out measly $50 tickets for people who was prancin around in G-d knows what these people wear, because n I seed a few of these shows on the television, and these people let everything hang out all over the place everywhere. Between you me and the swamp, I had to keep my wife Irma Rae from hearin’ some of that there stuff on Fox one night by puttin’ the crab boil pot over her head. These people should be throwed into some jail with some big-ass plantation nigra ‘stead of just hittin’ ‘em for fifty bucks. These people throw fifty dollar bills around to buy lattays, an maskara, an for to go to the opery, or the ballay, or whatever it is these weirdos do. I know they cain’t go fishin’ in them outfits, less‘n they be fishin’ for you know whut.
Ifn theres gonna be all this gaywalkin acrost our city streets I am a thinking these here gaywalkers ought be hit with more n jes a $50 fine, an a gaywalkin ticket. Gaywalkin is a serius offence and a crime agenst nature with all there mule fuckin and like such as that. All these gays walkin all over our fair city in there tiny shorts is gonna set a bad example for our young Christain boys and girls who will be men and also wimmen. So we all has got to take a stand here and now agenst gaywalkers and also we has got to vote agenst this uppity boy in the White House which should be as its name says it should be white. And a house.
All us people who know which end is up us good holy G-d fearin people who live by the Holy word of The Bible must vote Republican because that is the true way and the light and the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever Amen.
Which is why we all must vote.
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