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Another Conference Call from Die Reichstag Headquarters

Hello? Ted? Paul? Michele? Rand? Eric? John? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Joey again, Joey Goebbels. (listens) Ja, I know ve haven’t spoken in a coon’s age hahaha – Ich leibe zat line. So vhat’s it been…a year, a year und a half? As I alvays say; time flies vhen you’re fucking mit people’s … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF TED CRUZ

Ted Cruz Drunk on the booze Of power obtained From all the hare-brained Who voted him in Who now have to grin And bear all the pain And all the hard rain They’ve brought on us all When Cruz took his ball And cut short the game Saying “I’m not to blame I just want … Continue reading

REPUBLICAN AIR FORCE BOMBS U.S.A.

  On Monday, October first, in a concerted midnight strike the Republican Air Force bombed every major city in the USA.       Flying above heavy flak the Republicans decimated city after city with precise pattern bombing.  Today they issued a statement saying in part; “They made us do it. It had to be … Continue reading