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I am a prowd member of The Tea Party an as such i personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapullco should just go home and leave us all alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now.

These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we are in now its Prezidant Gorge W. Bushes fawlt and not Prezidant Osama. But how on G-ds green earth can it be Prezidant Bushes fawlt when HE ISNT EVEN A MEXICAN! (Duh).

I am sick and tired of him and Mr. Dick Chaney being blamed for Irak an all an the ekonemy when they were two of the greatest leaders we have ever posessed. And now we have a chance to posess another. I am talking of our own Ted Cruz, or our own Carlee Farina, who we know ran a outstanding moving cumpanny like Hoolip Packers. They are a man and a woman of the people and also we have too listen too a woman such as Sarah Palin when she is on the Foxx TV.

We need to get out and vote these Tea Partyers in the white howse and get the muslin Osama out. And the other people we need to watch like the Mexes are the ones that Pastor John Hagee warned about who said “And they the hunters should hunt them, that will be the Jews from every mountain and from every hill and from out of the holes of the rocks.” Thats what the good Pastor said amen and I have it right here on a couch cushun. An’ if that doesn’t describe what Mr. Adolf Hitler did in the holy cost you can’t see that. And also that’s why it’s a holy cost…cawse everything has a price.”

So we can be sure its immagrints who are not the pure white Americans who are the problem as always they have been. Also and we need to bild Mr Trumps wall for sure. Im shure we would all be fine and dandy to go pick our own letuce and mellons and what have you gladly. The young people are always going to the gim instead they would probably love to get the ecxercise out in the sun in the fields picking food and things.

So we dont need anyone from a country like Moscow or Bayjing or wherever. So remember also too vote for Mr. Rick Santorum whenever he runs for ennything whos close with G-d.

This is ritten with love,

Anonymus –  Dallas, Texas


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  1. A nation composed of immigrants or ignorants?…


    Posted by transtime | September 19, 2015, 2:19 pm
    • ignorants for certain Claudio. continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | September 19, 2015, 2:54 pm
      • Toni: this is just a non related comment, you don’t have to publish it…
        12 hours ago, Fontana, ca…
        The gray Chevrolet Yukon reached speeds of 100 mph as it raced along streets and traveled southbound in the northbound lanes of Interstate 215 into San Bernardino, sideswiping a car, authorities said.

        The wrong-way driving prompted a deputy to open fire on the SUV from a helicopter.

        “It’s a public-safety issue,” Deputy Olivia Bozek said. “Once he starts going the wrong way, obviously he doesn’t care about passengers or pedestrians or other cars that are around.”(they couldn’t silently followed him and arrested)
        So they shooted and killed Vietnam style, I wonder if they used napalm too,…So the cop is a judge that decides to kill you even if you are without any weapons, and shot you from above, like a lightning of God, wow! very brave, so people are in open season, sitting ducks, very civilized, they probably cutted his head and now it’s like a trophy at the doughnuts shop…


        Posted by transtime | September 19, 2015, 3:08 pm
      • hey man – this is Amurica where we can shoot anyone we damn please! nice rant. continue…


        Posted by barkinginthedark | September 19, 2015, 11:43 pm
      • The way you wrote your last two stories is for real the way they read
        ( the ones who can) The Constitution and the Civil Liberties Act, so what other thought than building a wall can this people and their followers have?
        We went from the moon to the wall…
        Sounds like Pink Floyd…


        Posted by transtime | September 19, 2015, 4:42 pm
      • The Constitution? What’s that? we have to forget that in such a time of need when we have women who’ve been raped by their uncles with the gall to want an abortion…and we all know how VERY VERY important it is to build this wall…don’t we? We should be building insane asylums for these batshit right-wingers. continue…


        Posted by barkinginthedark | September 19, 2015, 11:40 pm
  2. Tony, I was laughing my ass off, as you really nailed it, for these assholes think and talk


    Posted by A Pondering Mind | September 19, 2015, 1:58 pm
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    Posted by Clarified Nonsense | September 19, 2015, 1:37 pm

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