TO THE DONALD (LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES)

Hey Don re: the shtick
That plays well with each hick
In the heartland of the U. S. of A
Hope it keeps you on top
Of the GOP crop
‘Til they finally drop you – too late

Hope you fuck up their shit
So badly that it
Drives the voters to the feathers and tar
As an asshole you’re the model
The one of whom God’ll
Ask “who in  my  name do ya think that you are?”

(Y’know God’s heard enough
Of some really dumb stuff
But right now She is shaking Her head
“Did I just hear right?
Is he high as a kite?”
Build a wall!!? Wow, is that what he said?”)

Keep revealing the slime Don
You have in your mind Don
As you show us the face of a clown
Keep on playin’ to the dumb
Yeah, insult everyone
As you drag all Republicans down

Even Megyn of Fox
On the idiot box
Took offense at the tweets that you sent
Intimating that her
Tougher Q’s to you were
Just a Tampax-related event

So keep it up Don
Pretty soon you’ll be gone
And along with you Carly et al
As a Lib-Dem for years
I am thrilled toes to ears
You’re the GOP front runner pal

You’re much better than Rick
(Either one – take your pick)
When it comes to the chief ignoramus
When you speak we’re in tears
You’re the best laugh in years
You’re our favorite jerk – can you blame us?

So let’s all raise a glass
To our favorite ass
Be it soda or beer or champagne
To our favorite dope
As he kills every hope
Of the neo-con right-wing insane.

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