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REPUBLICANS BLAME HILLARY FOR WWII “DAY OF INFAMY” ATTACK

House Tea Party Republicans were unanimous in their accusation that Hillary Rodham Clinton was primarily responsible for the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941. Said Republican Tea Party Caucus member Congressman Arlo C. Throop of Sheep Dip, Montana; “she never said a word about this terrible thing happening…nothing. And, I and my … Continue reading

TRUMP’S OUR MAN SAYS THE KU KLUX KLAN

Donald Trump was today awarded the Wally – the highest honor the Ku Klux Klan can bestow on a non-Southern speaking white man. Said a Klan spokesman who preferred to remain anonymous; “Dis’ heah is duh hahest awawad dat duh Ku Klux Klay-an kan bestoah upahn a non-speakin’ South’ren poisson. Mistuh Trump is now an’ … Continue reading

TRUMP UNIVERSITY CURRICULUM – SPRING 2016

 TRUMP UNIVERSITY OUR FOUNDER TRUMP UNIVERSITY CURRICULUM – SPRING 2016 FRESHMAN YEAR: CLASS: THE ART OF THE DEAL (Principal Textbook: The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump. $95.15 – Hardcover Only) CURRICULUM: Principles of Defaulting on Loans 101 Principles of Suing People and Corporations 101 Principles of Threatening Lawsuits 101 (see: link above) Principles … Continue reading