Cleveland – In an unprecedented and certainly avoidable tragedy today in Ohio, an “Open Carry” State, heavily armed members of Tea Party for Trump, Hell’s Angels for Trump and Bikers for Trump and some 3,000 other armed Trump supporters who were gathered outside the Quicken Loans Arena, site of the 2016 Republican Convention, engaged in a mass shoot-out provoked by a Biker for Trump calling a Hell’s Angel’s for Trump’s girlfriend a “dumb bitch.”
In twenty three crazed minutes of cross-fire 5,223 people were killed.
An NRA spokesperson said; “Open carry is a good thing. The problem here was not that everyone present had a gun, the problem was that they decided to use them.”
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said; “this will in no way cause me to change my view that any kind of gun control is an act against our Constitutional right to bear arms. We Republicans hold the second amendment as sacrosanct.”
Donald Trump tweeted; “Stuff happens. As I understand it, it was the fault of one gentleman’s dumb bitch girlfriend.” And in a second tweet; “The thing to remember here is; crooked Hillary, crooked Hillary, crooked Hillary.”
Republican party Chairman Reince Priebus said;” Die Konvention wird weitergehen wie geplant , sobald wir das Chaos aufzuräumen.”
Translation: “The convention will go on as planned as soon as we clean up the mess.”
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Glad I live in a state that forbids open carry. To me, the states that allow it, are fucking insane…
Don – these people are paranoid and certifiable. also, they probably have teeny tiny penises. thanx man and continue…