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WHY WE ARE WHERE WE ARE

To my readers; this is a reblog because I am in the process of finishing my dystopian novel…please bear with me. thank you.

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If you are at all wondering how such a giant as Barack Hussein Obama could be followed by such a midget as Donald J. Trump I have some reasons.

  1. Obama is black. Trump, while not exactly white, isn’t.

2. Obama is highly intelligent, and appeals to people who are as well. Trump is a functioning moron in a country filled with functioning morons.

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3. Obama appeals to people who are fairly independent thinkers adept at connecting the dots. Trump appeals to people who do not know what the word adept means.

4. Obama can speak in coherent sentences which intelligent people appreciate and can understand. Trump says the same thing three times so as to make sure his oafish followers will believe it.

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4. Obama and Hillary Clinton distrust Putin – and people who understand geopolitics understand this. Trump voters do not care that he is Putin’s poodle – and they think geopolitics is a Greek city.

5. Obama is a kind man who appeals to kind people. Trump is angry, stupid, insecure and mean-spirited. I leave it to you to figure out who he appeals to.

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6. Obama’s wife is black, intelligent and accomplished. Trump’s wife has appeared in girl-on-girl nude pictures.  Thus, it is patently obvious that she is a far better role model for young women.

7. Obama and Clinton voters can tell you what the word patently means. Trump voters, and his TV fans, know they are shoes.

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So…there you have it. And you knew it all along – didn’t you?

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Discussion

10 thoughts on “WHY WE ARE WHERE WE ARE


  1. “I’m starting to think this entire administration was home schooled by Betsy Devos”.

    An obnoxious turd, Stephen Miller, is the latest troll that the circus has trotted out to speak on its behalf
    (“. . . the powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned”). We’ll see about that, you snot-nosed twerp. I’m sure SNL is working on his character at this very moment – can’t wait to see that they come up with.

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    Posted by GEORGETIREBITER | February 14, 2017, 11:35 pm
  2. Sure, I knew it all along. But you said it so much better than I could.

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    Posted by PiedType | February 11, 2017, 9:54 pm
  3. Time to put on my patently shoes, or crawl into the shoebox for the next four years.

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    Posted by leggypeggy | February 9, 2017, 2:55 pm
  4. Cary on, Tony! 😉 xoM

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    Posted by Margarita | February 9, 2017, 2:08 pm

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