MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE: WHUT ARE Y’ALL TALKIN’ ABOUT ANYWAYS?

I keep hearin’ about a inch erection. That there wuz some kinda inch erection in January??? Was all a them men that wuz there had a inch erection???

Mah hubby coitanly has more than a inch erection. Ah woud not evah have marreyed him if he only had an inch erection.

We have eleven young ‘uns frum three yeers old to twenny-one. You don’t git that frum no inch erection.

We got Billy Bob, Billy Jo, Billy Jean, Billy Ray, Billy John, Billy Lou, Billy Sam, Billy Jane, Billy Mae, Billy Willy, an’ jus plain Billy. Ah confess that we ran outta names theyuh. Billy Marvin jes dint sound raht. An if they wuz any inch erection involved in all of this then I’d a packed mah grits an’ bin gone.

Y’all git it?

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