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INSIDE THE FUNDAMENTALIST MIND OF A TRUE BELIEVER… WITH A GUN

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ January 19, 2016 ⋅ 4 Comments

Preface: The Right-Wing’s line of crap Says we all must be well-strapped So fundamentalist fanatics All carryin’ automatics Loaded guns ‘n scripture What’s wrong with this picture? Fingers on the trigger Hatin’ on the nigger Who had the fucking nerve To beat out Mitt and serve Whose candidates espouse Out the corner of their mouths … Continue reading →

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ January 16, 2016 ⋅ 8 Comments

Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.” When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun I’m sick of all your … Continue reading →

THE BALLAD OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES PAST, PRESENT AND, NO DOUBT, FUTURE – OR: WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME MIXED NUTS?

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ January 9, 2016 ⋅ 4 Comments

Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading →

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ January 7, 2016 ⋅ 4 Comments

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading →

WHY I AM AN ATHEIST

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ January 5, 2016 ⋅ 9 Comments

Nature is my staff The Universe my rod I find religion’s notion Of what God is To be odd The first Gods were creations By people who could see That there are things far greater Than them, or you, or me These Gods – they represented The “spirits” all around The thunder, lightning, … Continue reading →

BILL COSBY: DID HE REALLY GO TO TEMPLE?

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ January 4, 2016 ⋅ Leave a comment

Rabbi Chaim Schneerbaum of Philadelphia’s Orthodox synagogue Temple Ben-Affleck interviewed today said: “Oy…I’m plotzing that every time I see a story about Mr. Cosby on the television they always say he went to temple. Now, Mr. Cosby is quite a famous – or, should I say, rather infamous man – and, having seen him many … Continue reading →