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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.
barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

The Ballad of Rick Santorum’s or: Sex in the Time of Santorum

In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum once had some momentum His base thought that God must’ve sent ‘im Tho’ no birth control Means more dopes in the fold Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This man with … Continue reading

I think I’ll do the mashed potatoes (Does This Make Me a Pervert?)

Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now doing their food. This phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I hear someone say to a server … Continue reading

The Ballad of the War Drums Again or: Whatever Happened to Teddy Roosevelt’s GOP?

They’re beating the war drums again Can you hear? Boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, and boom, Faint in the distance Tho’ now growing near Boom, boom, boOM, BOOM, BOOM, AND BOOM, And now it’s Iran Who’s the new bogey man And these oil whores who urge we attack Are the same ones who blamed The … Continue reading

Why oil prices are high or: How to Make a Reality of the Republican Rallying Cry of “Drill Baby Drill”

The reason that oil prices are high Has nothing to do with demand and supply The supply of oil has never been greater And demand is now lower – so what’s the cause? – oil traders Down there on Wall Street who’re all greedy fucks Whose sole interest lies in piling up bucks Who through … Continue reading

The Ballad of Why Roach Limbaugh Hates Women or: I’ll Give You One Guess…

And P.S.   You’re to “sexy” what a “diamond” to “shit” is I would bet you don’t know where the clit is ‘Cause you’re an insect who seethes with misogyny Whose parents should’ve never had progeny   Roach Limbaugh Roach Limbaugh The voice of the dumb Four wives he has had Not a one he’s … Continue reading

The Ballad of Roach Limbaugh Redux: This Goes out To You – His Audience of Morons

ROACH LIMBAUGH program excerpt on Georgetown coed Ms. Sandra Fluke who spoke at a Democratic hearing where she talked about the need for birth control coverage. Fluke spoke of one friend in particular who needed contraception to prevent ovarian cysts;   “Folks, if you ask ’em — if you ask ’em — the Washington, DC, … Continue reading