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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.
barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

The Gratest Movies of All-Time Ever

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and its got the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then I know … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh – Part 2 or: Some Things Just Ain’t Funny

Rush Limbaugh: The idealization of horseshit His mouth: the perfect dispensary for shit His breath: as fetid and foul as his lies His soul: empty save for the maggots and flies   His core: as craven as that of a traitor His mind: to purpose as manipulator His hands: as bloody as any extant His … Continue reading

A DONALD TRUMP NEWS SPECIAL: (A Sneak Preview of Donald Trump’s Questions to the Republican Debaters)

Barking in the Dark has recently had the rare privilege of receiving an advance copy of the questions that moderator Donald Trump will be posing to the Republican candidates in their upcoming December 27th debate in Des Moines, Iowa. We received this list from someone close to the Trump organization and under a pledge of … Continue reading

The Best of the New iPhones: A Sneak Preview of the iPhone’s Next Generation

Apple today announced the next generation of iPhones, and there are some huge surprises here, as well as terrific gift ideas, for the tech savvy among us. Here are some of the new Apple offerings: The iThe Jury Phone….for the film noir fan in all of us The iCan’t Stop Loving You Phone…for the newly … Continue reading

The Ballad of the Right-Wing Media – or: Dreck, Lies, and Videorape

Each Murdock and Clear Channel puppet Takes blood money to take it up it To serve up their pox For Mammon, for Fox They’d take Roger Ailes sack and they’d cup it   First there is Hannity and Hume And the Fox babes va va va voom The guys: mouthy half-wits The babes: blondes with … Continue reading

The Ballad of Dick Cheney – War Criminal

Dick Cheney sleeps in peace each night A classic case for Freud No nightmares of the innocent Young lives that he’s destroyed Does he ever think on had they lived what they’d become Our soldiers, gone where he’d not go Iraqi children dead or numb   When going ‘bout his day has he One solemn … Continue reading