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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.
barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

The Ballad of Herman Cain

Bialek lured me with her smiles And Kraushaar used her female wiles Each of them was askin’ me to nail ‘er I’m not admitting any wrong But we know women’s ways are strong A pussy hair can pull a tractor-trailer I, Herman Cain; I never did it I did not get jiggy wit’ it, All … Continue reading

Who, or What, is Guilty Here?

The verdict is read, the crowd cheers, the circus rolls on…lost upon these “concerned” citizens who are gathered to witness someone’s head cut off, is the fact that their country is being stolen from them, and that they, and their children, have been placed at the mercy of a system rigged to insure they fail. … Continue reading

A Phone Call From Headquarters

Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens)   Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading

My VBA. I Owe it All to My Mother and Her Mah Jongg Group

Okay…I’m just another weak-willed seeker of approval – there I’ve said it, i admit it, I plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of the court. Having now confessed to my deeply flawed character I will now say that I am flattered and thrilled in the night to have a fellow purveyor of sarcasm … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Ask Us to Give Up One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading

Manscaping: Be All the Ken You Can Be

Having seen the TV ad, and realizing that this was what I had needed all along – if I was ever to be as fully manscaped as a Ken Doll – I ran home from the tanning salon, inspected my arms, armpits, legs, chest, and crotch, for any offending hints of even the appearance of … Continue reading