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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.

barkinginthedark has written 571 posts for Barking In The Dark

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Come for One of Our Three Bentleys)

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 20, 2011 ⋅ 4 Comments

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading →

HITLER THROWS HELMET IN RING AS REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT: “VY ACKZEPT EIN PALE IMITATION? ICH VILL VIN!”

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 18, 2011 ⋅ 13 Comments

Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels that he would be entering the 2016 Republican Presidential Primaries. Herr Goebbels was quoted as saying; “Vas viss der economic zituatzion in Amerika caused by die zwei schmucks Cheney und Bush, und now mitt ein schwartzer in zere zat der Tea Party hates, ve … Continue reading →

Republicans: “Less Regulations”, and My Tuna Salad Sandwich

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 17, 2011 ⋅ 6 Comments

Eagerly looking forward to the big game this afternoon, I went to the fridge and got out the tuna salad that my good wife Jane had made yesterday afternoon. We had gone to the market together to shop for groceries yesterday morning, and I had remarked that “boy, I’m really in the mood to have … Continue reading →

Alabama Man Sees Baby Jesus in His Swiss Melt

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 15, 2011 ⋅ 20 Comments

Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n … Continue reading →

Rick Perry to Open Chain of Mortuaries across Texas (and a related item)

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 13, 2011 ⋅ 13 Comments

Rick Perry announced today he’ll be opening a chain of mortuaries across Texas. “Ah got this great idea right smack in the middle of another execution, an’ ah was gonna call ‘em The RP Mortuaries,” said Perry, “but my brilliant wife said, “honey, you have to call ‘em the RIP Mortuaries, you know?…RIP? It’s perfect!” … Continue reading →

9/11 IN MEMORIAM: My MusicFilm

Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 11, 2011 ⋅ 4 Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp2yBxVrIA&feature=related Above is the link to my MusicFilm “HOW DO YA”…An indictment of the Cheney/Bush administration, and their culpability in 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina. © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2011. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts … Continue reading →