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BEHOLD: THE DONALD’S HUGE DUMP

  Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository for garbage in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be yuge” The Donald said, jaw thrust out and looking like Benito Mussolini. Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey jaundiced yellow and … Continue reading

AND ANOTHER TEA PARTY LETTER (THE DEBATE)

I thaught Donald Trump reely looked Prezidenchal in thare deebate last night. All she did was say these so-called “facts” witch is why I will still vote for Mr Trump to. Also he looked very Prezidenchal to. And he talked about the MOSTEST important ishue of law and order to. And she smiled to much … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I am a prowd member and Chairman of the Paulding County, Ga. Tea Party and I am writing to say that we need Mr Donald Trump to be setting in the Ovel Office come this next elekshin fer sure and certin to. Mr Trump is a man who does not bother to think – he … Continue reading

THE ADORATION OF SAINT DONALD AT THE “VALUES” VOTERS SUMMIT IN D.C.

Yesterday, laundries in and around our nation’s capital – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Values Voters Summit could appear … Continue reading

WHAT A FUCKING NERVE!

If there was any doubt in anyone’s mind that Donald Trump is a cynical piece of shit, Saturday’s display of arrogant empty bloviating in Detroit in front of the Great Faith Ministries International church should serve to dispel that doubt. He read his remarks from a prepared script which he said he wrote himself…Sure ya … Continue reading

DANKE LIEBE DONALD

Danke Herr Trump for to bringing us patriots here on the Alt Right into the Amerikan mainstream – vielen dank mein bruder – vielen dank. I am known online to all twelve of my followers as SS Storm Fuhrer Hansl and I am writing this with extreme grattitude to you Herr Trump for making our … Continue reading