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FOUR PERSON ORGYS – AN GAYS ARE DOIN IT WTH ANIMALS??? A LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network?  You heared me correckt – ORGY! What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those … Continue reading

BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN…

Dateline USA 2015 We interrupt this blog to report that no students repeat – no students – were shot in The United States of America today. This is a first since April, 2014. National Rifle Association representative R. C. “Chesty” Pullet said; “This is a very serious occurrence – or non-occurrence. We have no explanation … Continue reading

Putting Christ Back in Christmas the “Family Values” Way

Putting Christ Back in Christmas the “Family Values” Way Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ December 23, 2011 ⋅ 18 Comments Filed Under  Angels We Have Heard on High, Christian Coalition, Christmas carol, Family Research Council, Hark the Herald Angel, values voters The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a … Continue reading

ALABAMA TEA PARTY MEMBER SEES BABY JESUS IN HIS SWISS MELT

  Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty pregressive and libaral people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on G-ds … Continue reading

I THINK I’LL DO THE MASHED POTATOES (DOES THIS MAKE ME A PERVERT?)

      Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now “doing” their food.     Now, this phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I … Continue reading