Last night at the GOP Convention of racist, delusional, gullible white people, the Mitt Romney “brain” trust chose, by way of introducing Mr. Romney to the television audience at large, a rumpled, rambling, ventriloquist who – in an entertainment first – was his own dummy. This has been a Barking in the Dark exclusive. … Continue reading
In Her first press conference since She labeled Mitt Romney “a Mormon without the second m,” God today said that She deliberately brought Hurricane Isaac to Florida to delay the Republican Convention because “I do not like mean, small minded, selfish, holier-than-thou racists, who hide behind symbols like biblical fairy tales and flags to cover … Continue reading
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Mitt you’re cute And to boot You fill a suit The rest is moot. © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may … Continue reading
Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading
Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway.” Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall paste, and his perpetual expression, which runs the gamut from looking like he is having … Continue reading