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The Ballad of Rick Santorum or: What’s the Matter Girl – You Don’t Want Your Father’s Baby?

Now this freak Santorum Let’s look at who’s for ‘im A bunch of white guys who think women Should shut up, stay preggers (After all they’re just eggers) And a hole where their sperm can go swimmin’     © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material … Continue reading

The Ballad of Republican Priorities and Philosophy Or: As You Can See Below the Poem, as Sung by Groucho in Horsefeathers, “I’m Against It.”

Well – it surely ain’t the poor And it ain’t the working class And it sure ain’t women’s issues ‘Cause they’re just pieces of ass And it sure ain’t jobs for people And it isn’t Medicare And it ain’t re-building cities Or infra-structure anywhere And it isn’t getting money Out of our elections Nor is … Continue reading

Fuck Planned Parenthood! Fuck Breast Exams! Republican Raid on Seven Sisters Schools Jails Ten Thousand Women…More to Come.

Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading

Ode to Herr Rove: In Honor of the Fact that His Super PAC Crossroads GPS, Will Spend an Obscene Amount of Money on Behalf of Republican Candidates Over the Next Year (and gee, aren’t they worth it?)

Karl Rove, something to scrape off your shoe What flows through the sewers What stops up the loo The discharge in the boil The snot from runny nose The canker sore upon the lip The fungus ‘tween the toes   The bile in the liver of a corpse dead of cirrhosis The presence of the … Continue reading

The Ballad to Sound the Alarm or: Wake up America…or Stay in Bed Forever – This Election is For ALL the Marbles

They’re coming for our Medicare Our right to choose – so best beware They’re coming for our social net They want whatever they can get   Wisconsin’s our first battleground This creep Scott Walker must go down The money will come pouring in From Super PAC’s to save his skin   They want to kill … Continue reading

A Ballad to the Ladies (and Their Husbands and Boyfriends) Relative to This Upcoming Major Election

To the ladies who follow my muse I know you’re all up on the news So I’m sure you’re all wise That the GOP guys Are coming for your right to choose   Each Right-Wing Republican boy Thinks they can win with this ploy That each “values” vote Will jump on the float It’s the … Continue reading