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Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, and leading Republican candidate for President in 2012, has decided to bring back the guillotine as a combination execution/entertainment for the people of Texas. “Ah want to do something nice for all mah constituents an ah got the idea the other night while watching that movie Quills on The Fox … Continue reading
I have sent out literally hundreds of thousands , maybe millions, maybe hundreds of millions, of emails and I have yet to hear back from ANY of you ingrates. Not a blessed single damn one of you… none, nada, zero, zilch! Not one single, simple, solitary, friggin’ peep. Now – I can understand such spiteful … Continue reading
Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading
Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels that he would be entering the 2016 Republican Presidential Primaries. Herr Goebbels was quoted as saying; “Vas viss der economic zituatzion in Amerika caused by die zwei schmucks Cheney und Bush, und now mitt ein schwartzer in zere zat der Tea Party hates, ve … Continue reading
Eagerly looking forward to the big game this afternoon, I went to the fridge and got out the tuna salad that my good wife Jane had made yesterday afternoon. We had gone to the market together to shop for groceries yesterday morning, and I had remarked that “boy, I’m really in the mood to have … Continue reading
Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ my lunch over at Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 