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The other evening laundries in and around Des Moines, Iowa – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative National Religious Liberties … Continue reading
I ask you – why on G-d’s green earth would I ever want to be eatin’ food that is… Hasidic?? I am not of the Jewish or Hebrew persuasion, nor is no one in my family of that persuasion, and besides, also I do not never believe that you can ascend up to heaven without … Continue reading
CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Yesterday, in Charlotte North Carolina, Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler stood beaming before a packed rally of adoring followers all screaming Heil Hitler. And most of them were armed with sidearms and/or assault weapons and wearing camouflage – as if in a war. Many of them were sporting swastika armbands, and many others … Continue reading
Reince, Reincela baby…honey…Joey Goebbels here und Ich gotta tell ya zat der big guy in Bavaria iss chumping up und down today mitt schadenfreude zat you volks in your verruckt loony-toony party are blaming der “liberal media” for, for — entschuldigen Sie, bitte…ya gotta excuse for eine second because Ich am laughing meine hoden off…you … Continue reading
Image by Nika via Flickr Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Freedom Caucus, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ mah lunch ovuh at … Continue reading
Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our Freedom Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that there is … Continue reading
Barking In The Dark 