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Another View From The Tea Party (# 4 in the Satirical Series Emails from the Tea Par- er, “Freedom” Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our Freedom Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School).

As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that there is nothing in it that says “citizens shall receive free healthcare,” or “an education.” Nor is there  anything  in said document that says that “the government shall regulate food safety,” and, the last time I checked the Constitution (yesterday evening in bed after bedtime prayers), I saw  nothingnot one single word   which stated……that “there should be Federal Laws governing minimum wage,” or “child labor,” or “Medicare,” and/or “environmental protection.”  None of these items are mentioned in our Original Constitution as drawn up by some very smart men in 1787.

And to top it all off, as Mr.Rick Perry says in his must-read book “Fed Up,” there is the greatest “illegal Ponzi Scheme” of them all, Social Security, which as Perry says, “We have been  forced  to accept for more than 70 years!”

Also, may I add that neither my good wife nor I see  anything  in the original Constitution that says “gays should have the same rights as everyone else.” That is crazy!

These programs are nothing more than dangerous Socialist ideas – like those of the Socialist/Commie pinko Bernie Sanders – which all vigilant patriotic G-d fearing people  must,  and  should,  guard against, lest they  destroy  our beloved country. We do not need them, and we  will  repeal them when Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina are elected.

So please,  please  vote, the quality of our lives depends on it.



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2 thoughts on “Another View From The Tea Party (# 4 in the Satirical Series Emails from the Tea Par- er, “Freedom” Party)

  1. I stayed in line twice for 3 hours to vote for Obama, in return now I’m threatened that if I dont get health insurance I will be fined $90 the first year, $300 the second and a percentage of my annual income increased every year…
    And I’ve been working for 33 years…
    Hey! Thanks for the ride Mr!…
    (So, was it about my health or pickpocketing my wallet?)


    Posted by transtime | October 25, 2015, 9:34 am

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