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THE BALLAD OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES PAST, PRESENT AND, NO DOUBT, FUTURE – OR: WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME MIXED NUTS?

Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading →

BREAKING NEWS: GOD SAYS SHE DOES NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE

God, through Her press office, today issued a statement from Her unknown vacation retreat somewhere in one of the Universes, stating: “I would like to make it abundantly clear that I have never met, or spoken with, either Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson or, for that matter, this Ralph Reed person – nor do … Continue reading →

A GRATE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE IDEA

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then … Continue reading →

A GRATE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE IDEA

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then … Continue reading →

Another View From The Tea Party (# 4 in the Satirical Series Emails from the Tea Par- er, “Freedom” Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our Freedom Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that there is … Continue reading →

TRUMP TO MODERATE NEXT REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”

Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating the upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But just let me say this; (as he … Continue reading →