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A DONALD TRUMP NEWS SPECIAL: (A Sneak Preview of Donald Trump’s Questions to the Republican Debaters)

Barking in the Dark has recently had the rare privilege of receiving an advance copy of the questions that moderator Donald Trump will be posing to the Republican candidates in their upcoming December 27th debate in Des Moines, Iowa. We received this list from someone close to the Trump organization and under a pledge of … Continue reading

The Ballad of Herman Cain

Bialek lured me with her smiles And Kraushaar used her female wiles Each of them was askin’ me to nail ‘er I’m not admitting any wrong But we know women’s ways are strong A pussy hair can pull a tractor-trailer I, Herman Cain; I never did it I did not get jiggy wit’ it, All … Continue reading

Who, or What, is Guilty Here?

The verdict is read, the crowd cheers, the circus rolls on…lost upon these “concerned” citizens who are gathered to witness someone’s head cut off, is the fact that their country is being stolen from them, and that they, and their children, have been placed at the mercy of a system rigged to insure they fail. … Continue reading

A Phone Call From Headquarters

Hello, Reince? Reince Priebus? Hey Reince – it’s Josef here, Josef Goebbels. (listens) Yeah, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? Time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens)   Reince – Reince baby, forget the Herr shit okay…we’re just a couple … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Ask Us to Give Up One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading

Mitt Romney: The Art of the Flip- Flop. Or; if I Said That, This is What I Really Meant…For Now. Unless I Change My Mind. I Think. Maybe.

Republican Primary candidate Mitt Romney made an unscheduled campaign stop yesterday in New Blemish Iowa. The New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, the town’s paper of record reports that Mr. Romney stopped for breakfast, some “pressing the flesh,” and an impromptu “town hall” meeting at New Blemish’s favorite dining destination, Phil and Darla’s Hits ‘n Runs … Continue reading