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*The Plutocrats Parade against Poverty or: Why Must I Even Have to Look at These Low-Lifes?

Taking their cue from the Occupy Wall Street protest, America’s wealthiest 200 families, numbering some 25,000 people in all, and underwritten by the Koch Brothers, and The Committee to Keep Wall Street Working for the Wealthy, have built 1,000 custom-made chauffeured sleeper coaches, and will be embarking on a motorized caravan to Detroit, Michigan in … Continue reading

VIRTUALLY AMAZING, COLOSSAL, INCREDIBLE, UNBELIEVABLY FANTASTIC NEWS!!

For all us folks out here, there, and everywhere – who find it utterly, incredibly, and impossibly impossible to be silently alone with ourselves for even just one minute – and we all know how extremely difficult and taxing such a thing can be – the new AT&T I-Phone will now allow us to talk … Continue reading

Behold! Another Trump Architectural Triumph – The Donald Trump Repository, or…

Trump, looking tan but slightly sour, due to his perpetual facial expression, which runs the entire gamut from looking like he is having a very difficult bowel movement, to sucking on a lemon, announced that work on the project would begin “almost immediately…probably maybe even sooner.” When asked why he was doing this he said; … Continue reading

Norman Mailer-Daemon Here… Hi Everybody Who Never Answers My Emails – Thanks For Nothing!

I have sent out literally hundreds of thousands , maybe millions, maybe hundreds of millions, of emails and I have yet to hear back from ANY of you ingrates. Not a blessed single damn one of you… none, nada, zero, zilch! Not one single, simple, solitary, friggin’ peep. Now – I can understand such spiteful … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Come for One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading

HITLER THROWS HELMET IN RING AS REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT: “VY ACKZEPT EIN PALE IMITATION? ICH VILL VIN!”

Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels that he would be entering the 2016 Republican Presidential Primaries. Herr Goebbels was quoted as saying; “Vas viss der economic zituatzion in Amerika caused by die zwei schmucks Cheney und Bush, und now mitt ein schwartzer in zere zat der Tea Party hates, ve … Continue reading